Everywhere is within walking distance if you...
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
- Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”? – Steven Wright
- I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. – Steven Wright
- I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. – Steven Wright
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. – Steven Wright
- Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each other, But true friends stay forever..beyond words,...
- If I had a flower for every time you made me smile and laugh I’d...
- Learn the rules before you break them. – Steven Taylor Goldsberry