I was gonna make you a rum...
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
- I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how...
- Things I like: the smell after rain, baggy sweaters, books you can’t put down, making...
- I’m just here for the cake.
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
- A party without a cake is just a meeting.