If the ocean was vodka...
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
- Arctic ocean, pacific ocean, Indian ocean, Atlantic ocean. And pretty soon I'll be naming one after
- There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.
- If I had a drop of water for every time I thought of you, I could swim in my ocean forever.
- I feel like I'm falling off a cliff into the ocean but the closer I get to the bottom the faster the
- I cried a million teardrops and only one tear hit the ocean. The rest formed into rivers of sadness,