4 beers-20 dollars 2 martini’s 19 dollars...
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
- I like to have a martini, two at the very most, after three I’m under the table, after...
- Alcohol makes everything better!! SOUTH CAROLINA GIRLS, do it big or go home.
- Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
- I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
- My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
- Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If...
- Whats the point of drinking if you don’t drink till you don’t remember you drank...