Fake Friends: Never ask for...
Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: Is the reason you have no food.
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours
Fake Friends: Know a few things about you
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door
Real Friends: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
Fake Friends: Are for a while
Real Friends: Are for life
Fake Friends: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
Real Friends: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you.
Fake Friends: Would ignore this
Real Friends: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!