If I’d known I was going to...
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake
Funny Birthday Quotes (151)
- The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it...
- A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
- I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen...
- Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
- Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!