Middle age is when a guy keeps...
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
- People don’t turn forty. They turn 39.95 plus shipping and handling.
- Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. – Bob Hope
- Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected. – Earl Wilson
- Look at the bright side, 10 years ago today you turned 40.
- The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to...