Here are a few: “If...
Here are a few:
“If you can’t stand it all, sit down. But if it knocks you off of your feet, at least sit up.”
“You know that voice in the back of your head? The one that’s always telling you to shut up? Listen to it sometimes.”
“Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters.”
“You exchange when you speak, but you learn a whole lot more when you listen.”
“Mother: You are addicted to that TV aren’t you?
Girl: No. I can stop anytime I want.
Mother:Stop now then.
Girl: I said anytime I want.”