Cleaning your house while your kids are...
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
– Phyllis Diller
- DON’T HIT KIDS!!! No, seriously, they have guns now.
- Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids. – Sam Levenson
- I know my child is a leader! Because she leaves a trail through the house...
- My kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere else.
- If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things. –...
- Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children. – Mignon McLaughlin