The uglier a man’s legs are, the...
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
– H. G. Wells
Funny Golf Quotes (65)
- Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
- I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet. – Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf...
- Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.
- I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games. – Ben Hogan
- Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. – Harry Vardon
- I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. – G. K. Chesterton
- I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else...