Man: God, why did you put pot...
Man: God, why did you put pot on earth if you didn’t want us to use it?
God: Well, I also put sharks and tigers and vaulters and spiders on earth. I never said to go mess with them.
Man: You are wise but then why is it bad if we use it if its just a plant?
God: Well, the opium poppy is just a plant. The cocoa plant is just a plant. Poison ivy is just a plant. The Manchineel tree is also just a plant. But would you mess with it?
Man: Well, no. But pot is an herb, and it grows fast plus all the seeds help it spread fast.
God: Well. Sage is also just an herb but if you smoke a certain kind you will die. I put the seeds there because every life form needs to create more to live. HIV spreads fast and you don’t see people wanting it. You see nothing is the way it seems.
- Life sometimes sucks, that’s why we smoke weed.
- Weed is not a drug. It’s a plant. Therefore I’m not a drug dealer. I’m...
- If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring,...
- The more you do drugs the crazier you get!! Whoever does drugs f*** you don’t...
- I much prefer to be high on life than in it.
- I don’t need drugs to enjoy life…just to enhance it.
- Life’s too short not to be high all the time.