I intend to live forever, or die...
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright
- Do you mind if I don’t smoke? - Groucho Marx
- She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx
- No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve...