I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S...
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
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- Your intelligence is my common sense.
- Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
- If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
- The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
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- Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the...