Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.
Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!
A drunk man never tells a lie.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
– Ernest Hemingway
I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y