Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

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Submitted by: Dr C Glynn
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My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

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Submitted by: glenny
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Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

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Submitted by: anni c
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Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!

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Submitted by: FRANCISCO
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A drunk man never tells a lie.

Alcohol Quote: A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109
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Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Alcohol Quote: Whiskey is risky but it makes the...

Submitted by: Sarah
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I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Alcohol Quote: I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

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Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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One tequila
two tequila
three takillya
floor

Alcohol Quote: One tequila two tequila three takillya floor

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned
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I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway

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I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

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Submitted by: *Kelsey--
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Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

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Submitted by: Hardy
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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

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Submitted by: Fishfood
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I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

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Submitted by: Matrixxx
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

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Submitted by: luv2drink
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I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking

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Submitted by: Albert Quammie
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Act single, see double, drink triple

Alcohol Quote: Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young
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I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!

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Submitted by: Tania
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I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

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Submitted by: Danny
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I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!

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Submitted by: Bob
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