Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.
Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!
A drunk man never tells a lie.
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
– Ernest Hemingway
I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking
Act single, see double, drink triple
I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!