Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
- Jane Austen
Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.
- Ernest Hemingway
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.
Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- Charles Chaplin
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
- W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
- Rumi
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.