Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
Rodney Dangerfield

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry

So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
Alexandre Dumas

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I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

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