Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

One solution to all problems “Alcohol”.

Submitted by: shank

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Jim Carrey

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Lord Byron

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.
Honoré de Balzac

As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.

Submitted by: Larissa

Beer… Now there’s a temporary solution.
– The Simpsons

Beer doesn’t ask silly question, beer understands.

Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.

I got 99 problems & beer solves all of em.

Without beer, life would be a mistake.
– Friedrich Nietzshe

A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Vodka is like water, but with consequences.
– Tom Rachman

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
– Fuzzy Zoeller

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