Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Whiskey is a great drink ? It makes you see double and feel single.

Submitted by: raymond joe

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No, wait, sorry, I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.

Submitted by: Christie Landis

11. Thou shall not spilleth thy beer.

Submitted by: Tyrant

Alcohol makes you feel like you’re a breeze in life, it’s there to make the bad things go away for just a second but you always come back to reality and find yourself alone without a life.

Submitted by: cocobaby

In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.


Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.

I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot.

We’re all addicted to something that takes away the pain.

Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine.

And then alcohol said “Put that on Facebook, it’s hilarious”. But alcohol was wrong, so very wrong.

The only bad thing about drinking and driving is the trees defend themselves really well.

Submitted by: Travin

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
– Ann Landers

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.

One solution to all problems “Alcohol”.

Submitted by: shank

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

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