Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
One solution to all problems “Alcohol”.
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
– Jim Carrey
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
– Lord Byron
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
– Phyllis Diller
As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
– Fuzzy Zoeller