Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
– Ann Landers

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.

One solution to all problems “Alcohol”.

Submitted by: shank

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Jim Carrey

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Lord Byron

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.
Honoré de Balzac

As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.

Submitted by: Larissa

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Galileo Galilei

Boss. Sorry I can’t come to work today. I woke up this morning and hurt my hand trying to get the cap off my breakfast!

Submitted by: louis

An addict’s biggest flaw is in denial, till you admit your wrongdoings for everything else will be your biggest and most deadly flaw.

Submitted by: Rachaell Lahage

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.
Frank Lloyd Wright

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
Rodney Dangerfield

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