Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.
Beer… Now there’s a temporary solution.
– The Simpsons
Beer doesn’t ask silly question, beer understands.
Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.
I got 99 problems & beer solves all of em.
Without beer, life would be a mistake.
– Friedrich Nietzshe
A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
Vodka is like water, but with consequences.
– Tom Rachman
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
– Fuzzy Zoeller
I tried to say no to the vodka but it’s 40% stronger than me.