Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Alcohol makes you feel like you’re a breeze in life, it’s there to make the bad things go away for just a second but you always come back to reality and find yourself alone without a life.

Submitted by: cocobaby

In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.

Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.

I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot.

We’re all addicted to something that takes away the pain.

Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine.

And then alcohol said “Put that on Facebook, it’s hilarious”. But alcohol was wrong, so very wrong.

The only bad thing about drinking and driving is the trees defend themselves really well.

Submitted by: Travin

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
– Ann Landers

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.


One solution to all problems “Alcohol”.

Submitted by: shank

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Jim Carrey

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Lord Byron

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.
Honoré de Balzac

As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.

Submitted by: Larissa

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Galileo Galilei

Boss. Sorry I can’t come to work today. I woke up this morning and hurt my hand trying to get the cap off my breakfast!

Submitted by: louis

An addict’s biggest flaw is in denial, till you admit your wrongdoings for everything else will be your biggest and most deadly flaw.

Submitted by: Rachaell Lahage

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