Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

58

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn
83

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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Submitted by: callie
12

I drink to make other people more interesting.
- Ernest Hemingway

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54

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny
15

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

Submitted by: luv2drink
12

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.

Submitted by: leyton
75

Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c
20

I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking

Submitted by: Albert Quammie
29

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

Submitted by: Hardy
17

DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!

Submitted by: Hamata
7

I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.

Submitted by: Daniel
21

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

Submitted by: Danny
2

You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.

Submitted by: billy weiher
22

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
PRICELESS

Submitted by: Dorian
14

Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

Submitted by: Kate
10

Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

Submitted by: syd
27

I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!

Submitted by: Tania
9

My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.

Submitted by: Tarun Pinto
13

I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan
50

I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey--
75

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109
2

It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?

Submitted by: fuzz
40

Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young
7

This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.

Submitted by: K-Fed
45

I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

Submitted by: Matrixxx

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