Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.
I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
A drunk man never tells a lie.
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
Act single, see double, drink triple
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
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