Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
– Ernest Hemingway
My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.
I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
A drunk man never tells a lie.
Act single, see double, drink triple
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y