Beer Quotes, Sayings about drinking beer

Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!

Submitted by: FRANCISCO

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

Submitted by: luv2drink

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
George Carlin

I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan

Save the planet it’s the only one with beer.

Submitted by: MI

This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.

Submitted by: K-Fed

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.
– Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD

If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Submitted by: supersoldier2010

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