If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
182. Erikawrote on 2 September, 2009
Vote: 37 6
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
183. Mark Abela xDwrote on 10 September, 2009
Vote: 21 3
Don’t drink and drive… but then again don’t read and drive.
184. Techno_Manwrote on 12 September, 2009
Vote: 13 4
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
185. Mark Abela xDwrote on 12 September, 2009
Vote: 39 2
I have a drinking problem…. I can’t find my beer.
186. jeremy atkinswrote on 16 September, 2009
Vote: 19 4
Beer…… because it makes me feel good and you look better.
187. Brayowrote on 18 September, 2009
Vote: 29 12
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
188. Samwrote on 19 September, 2009
Vote: 10 9
I only drink to make my friends seem interesting.
189. khourywrote on 20 September, 2009
Vote: 6 32
When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
190. Jerryhammerwrote on 22 September, 2009
Vote: 15 18
I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!
191. W,K ,ZADRANwrote on 28 September, 2009
Vote: 6 20
……….Whisky Is Risky……….
192. Rubywrote on 30 September, 2009
Vote: 5 17
The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
193. swibiruwrote on 5 October, 2009
Vote: 3 14
Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.
194. *ssc!wrote on 14 October, 2009
Vote: 10 8
A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
195. Trevorwrote on 23 October, 2009
Vote: 6 7
The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin.
196. Princewrote on 28 October, 2009
Vote: 18 3
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
197. g0autwrote on 2 November, 2009
Vote: 17 3
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
198. eajjw99wrote on 6 November, 2009
Vote: 3 9
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
Don’t drink and drive… but then again don’t read and drive.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
I have a drinking problem…. I can’t find my beer.
Beer…… because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
I only drink to make my friends seem interesting.
When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!
……….Whisky Is Risky……….
The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.
A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
I drink just as much as my eyes blink.
I only drink on 1 occasion…………………always.