Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 10

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Stay busy, [...]

207 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 181. kimchi wrote on 26 August, 2009, 17:14

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  Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
• 182. matthew wrote on 29 August, 2009, 20:38

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  If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
• 183. Erika wrote on 2 September, 2009, 23:55

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  Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
• 184. Mark Abela xD wrote on 10 September, 2009, 14:20

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  Don’t drink and drive… but then again don’t read and drive.
• 185. Techno_Man wrote on 12 September, 2009, 12:54

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  To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
• 186. Mark Abela xD wrote on 12 September, 2009, 14:44

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  I have a drinking problem…. I can’t find my beer.
• 187. jeremy atkins wrote on 16 September, 2009, 2:55

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  Beer…… because it makes me feel good and you look better.
• 188. Brayo wrote on 18 September, 2009, 8:55

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  Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
• 189. Sam wrote on 19 September, 2009, 6:27

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  I only drink to make my friends seem interesting.
• 190. khoury wrote on 20 September, 2009, 21:44

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  When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
• 191. Jerryhammer wrote on 22 September, 2009, 15:47

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  I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!
• 192. W,K ,ZADRAN wrote on 28 September, 2009, 8:33

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  ……….Whisky Is Risky……….
• 193. Ruby wrote on 30 September, 2009, 21:07

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  The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
• 194. swibiru wrote on 5 October, 2009, 23:50

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  Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.
• 195. *ssc! wrote on 14 October, 2009, 13:44

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  A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
• 196. Trevor wrote on 23 October, 2009, 2:58

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  The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin.
• 197. Prince wrote on 28 October, 2009, 16:30

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  I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
• 198. g0aut wrote on 2 November, 2009, 18:45

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  Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
• 199. eajjw99 wrote on 6 November, 2009, 10:26

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  One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
• 200. jonjon wrote on 18 November, 2009, 4:18

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  I drink just as much as my eyes blink.