Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 11

245 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 201. perezlova wrote on 3 December, 2009, 22:05

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  I only drink on 1 occasion…………………always.
• 202. kirthi wrote on 4 December, 2009, 12:10

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  I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
  I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
  I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
  I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
• 203. Eshwar wrote on 23 December, 2009, 17:25

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  Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems…Neither does milk.
• 204. Prashant wrote on 5 January, 2010, 11:43

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  My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do u learn from this???
  I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
• 205. Mea wrote on 8 January, 2010, 3:18

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  I don’t sleep, I pass out.
• 206. Evil Bill wrote on 10 January, 2010, 16:27

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  I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting….Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
• 207. kaylyn wrote on 3 February, 2010, 22:09

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  I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
• 208. rbking1 wrote on 15 February, 2010, 3:55

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  Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
• 209. N. A. H. wrote on 24 February, 2010, 15:55

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  Where there’s rum, there’s a way….
• 210. john-s wrote on 25 February, 2010, 14:25

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  My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
• 211. E wrote on 7 March, 2010, 18:53

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  You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
• 212. mirjam wrote on 13 March, 2010, 17:11

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  The liver is evil and must be punished.
• 213. Mirjam wrote on 13 March, 2010, 17:13

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  Alcohol is the answer.
  What was the question?
• 214. joe wrote on 21 March, 2010, 1:27

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  Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
• 215. billy weiher wrote on 28 March, 2010, 2:40

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  You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
• 216. takia genji wrote on 31 March, 2010, 15:06

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  Alcohol makes me brave.
• 217. corey wrote on 5 April, 2010, 5:38

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  You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.

  Draft beer, not soldiers.
• 218. Nicole wrote on 9 April, 2010, 21:07

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  I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
• 219. Nicole wrote on 9 April, 2010, 21:08

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  NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
• 220. Brian D wrote on 10 April, 2010, 0:27

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  Cop says, Have You been drinking tonight. I say, “Why is there a fat chick in the back”