I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
203. Eshwarwrote on 23 December, 2009, 17:25
Vote: 14 3
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems…Neither does milk.
204. Prashantwrote on 5 January, 2010, 11:43
Vote: 15 3
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do u learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
205. Meawrote on 8 January, 2010, 3:18
Vote: 8 4
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
206. Evil Billwrote on 10 January, 2010, 16:27
Vote: 24 3
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting….Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
207. kaylynwrote on 3 February, 2010, 22:09
Vote: 6 4
I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
208. rbking1wrote on 15 February, 2010, 3:55
Vote: 11 0
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
209. N. A. H.wrote on 24 February, 2010, 15:55
Vote: 5 0
Where there’s rum, there’s a way….
210. john-swrote on 25 February, 2010, 14:25
Vote: 2 0
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
211. Ewrote on 7 March, 2010, 18:53
Vote: 4 0
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
212. mirjamwrote on 13 March, 2010, 17:11
Vote: 4 3
The liver is evil and must be punished.
213. Mirjamwrote on 13 March, 2010, 17:13
Vote: 7 0
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
214. joewrote on 21 March, 2010, 1:27
Vote: 5 0
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
215. billy weiherwrote on 28 March, 2010, 2:40
Vote: 7 0
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
216. takia genjiwrote on 31 March, 2010, 15:06
Vote: 1 1
Alcohol makes me brave.
217. coreywrote on 5 April, 2010, 5:38
Vote: 0 1
You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.
218. Nicolewrote on 9 April, 2010, 21:07
Vote: 4 0
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
219. Nicolewrote on 9 April, 2010, 21:08
Vote: 2 0
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
220. Brian Dwrote on 10 April, 2010, 0:27
Vote: 5 1
Cop says, Have You been drinking tonight. I say, “Why is there a fat chick in the back”
I only drink on 1 occasion…………………always.
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems…Neither does milk.
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do u learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting….Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Where there’s rum, there’s a way….
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
The liver is evil and must be punished.
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
Alcohol makes me brave.
You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
Cop says, Have You been drinking tonight. I say, “Why is there a fat chick in the back”