I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
202. Eshwarwrote on 23 December, 2009
Vote: 18 7
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems…Neither does milk.
203. Prashantwrote on 5 January, 2010
Vote: 49 4
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do u learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
204. Meawrote on 8 January, 2010
Vote: 16 10
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
205. Evil Billwrote on 10 January, 2010
Vote: 42 4
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting….Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
206. kaylynwrote on 3 February, 2010
Vote: 9 7
I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
207. rbking1wrote on 15 February, 2010
Vote: 39 6
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
208. N. A. H.wrote on 24 February, 2010
Vote: 6 2
Where there’s rum, there’s a way….
209. john-swrote on 25 February, 2010
Vote: 6 2
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
210. Ewrote on 7 March, 2010
Vote: 12 5
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
211. mirjamwrote on 13 March, 2010
Vote: 10 7
The liver is evil and must be punished.
212. Mirjamwrote on 13 March, 2010
Vote: 16 2
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
213. joewrote on 21 March, 2010
Vote: 14 3
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
214. billy weiherwrote on 28 March, 2010
Vote: 43 1
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
215. takia genjiwrote on 31 March, 2010
Vote: 5 6
Alcohol makes me brave.
216. coreywrote on 5 April, 2010
Vote: 3 4
You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.
217. Nicolewrote on 9 April, 2010
Vote: 5 6
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
218. Nicolewrote on 9 April, 2010
Vote: 8 2
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
219. Brian Dwrote on 10 April, 2010
Vote: 26 2
Cop says, Have You been drinking tonight. I say, “Why is there a fat chick in the back”
220. Howard Pennywrote on 13 April, 2010
Vote: 21 6
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems…Neither does milk.
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do u learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting….Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Where there’s rum, there’s a way….
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
The liver is evil and must be punished.
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
Alcohol makes me brave.
You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
Cop says, Have You been drinking tonight. I say, “Why is there a fat chick in the back”
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.