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  • 201. kirthi wrote on 4 December, 2009
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    I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
    I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
    I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
    I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

  • 202. Eshwar wrote on 23 December, 2009
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    Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems…Neither does milk.

  • 203. Prashant wrote on 5 January, 2010
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    My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do u learn from this???
    I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”

  • 204. Mea wrote on 8 January, 2010
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    I don’t sleep, I pass out.

  • 205. Evil Bill wrote on 10 January, 2010
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    I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting….Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

  • 206. kaylyn wrote on 3 February, 2010
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    I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…

  • 207. rbking1 wrote on 15 February, 2010
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    Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

  • 208. N. A. H. wrote on 24 February, 2010
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    Where there’s rum, there’s a way….

  • 209. john-s wrote on 25 February, 2010
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    My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

  • 210. E wrote on 7 March, 2010
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    You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

  • 211. mirjam wrote on 13 March, 2010
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    The liver is evil and must be punished.

  • 212. Mirjam wrote on 13 March, 2010
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    Alcohol is the answer.
    What was the question?

  • 213. joe wrote on 21 March, 2010
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    Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

  • 214. billy weiher wrote on 28 March, 2010
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    You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.

  • 215. takia genji wrote on 31 March, 2010
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    Alcohol makes me brave.

  • 216. corey wrote on 5 April, 2010
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    You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.

    Draft beer, not soldiers.

  • 217. Nicole wrote on 9 April, 2010
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    I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!

  • 218. Nicole wrote on 9 April, 2010
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    NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!

  • 219. Brian D wrote on 10 April, 2010
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    Cop says, Have You been drinking tonight. I say, “Why is there a fat chick in the back”

  • 220. Howard Penny wrote on 13 April, 2010
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    I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

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