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  • 221. Siddharth wrote on 29 April, 2010
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    Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

  • 222. Hasan wrote on 30 April, 2010
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    It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

  • 223. Leo.Y wrote on 9 May, 2010
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    Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

  • 224. Sam wrote on 11 May, 2010
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    Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..

  • 225. Mugambi wrote on 12 May, 2010
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    My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

  • 226. gotabuzz wrote on 17 May, 2010
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    She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?

  • 227. Samantha wrote on 20 May, 2010
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    And the ones who don’t like liquor, drugstores admire you.

  • 228. chingo wrote on 4 June, 2010
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    I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

  • 229. Oneel wrote on 9 June, 2010
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    There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

  • 230. Stu Hill wrote on 16 June, 2010
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    He who drinks gets drunk
    He who gets drunk falls asleep
    He who falls asleep does not sin
    He who does not sin goes to heaven

    So let us all drink and go to heaven ………..

  • 231. craig wrote on 19 June, 2010
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    People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

  • 232. Craig wrote on 19 June, 2010
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    Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

  • 233. herman wrote on 23 June, 2010
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    Drink until you fall over and then you lay and drink…

  • 234. Aarron wrote on 24 June, 2010
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    Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.

  • 235. vuvuzela wrote on 24 June, 2010
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    I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

  • 236. Koketso Nkwane wrote on 28 June, 2010
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    A sober mind is a boring mind.

  • 237. Johnny Walker wrote on 29 June, 2010
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    I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.

  • 238. supersoldier2010 wrote on 4 July, 2010
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    If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

  • 239. Annisha Barrett wrote on 18 July, 2010
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    Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

  • 240. Rinxy wrote on 20 July, 2010
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    Drinking doesn’t solve all your problems, but coffee doesn’t solve it either!

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