Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
242. dinowrote on 27 July, 2010
Vote: 8 6
I will keep drinking till you are pretty.
243. eldywrote on 27 July, 2010
Vote: 6 4
Wine enters, secrets come out.
244. Ben Doverwrote on 29 July, 2010
Vote: 7 4
Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.
245. Givenwrote on 4 August, 2010
Vote: 7 6
I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.
246. lana lanewrote on 6 August, 2010
Vote: 8 3
I don’t have a drinking problem… the glass lifts up just fine thank you.
247. kennywrote on 7 August, 2010
Vote: 23 1
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
248. jay razonwrote on 9 August, 2010
Vote: 6 8
Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..
249. CLEMENZwrote on 11 August, 2010
Vote: 3 11
Let him get drunk…..And later, he will confess the truth.
250. yusufaliwrote on 15 August, 2010
Vote: 12 4
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced…
251. jesseyecawrote on 18 August, 2010
Vote: 6 10
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
252. Pouri Camzwrote on 19 August, 2010
Vote: 14 7
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
253. Sanjaya maharjanwrote on 19 August, 2010
Vote: 2 26
Drinking…driving…smoking….puking…fighting…accidents…what else this midnight….!!!
254. Mithil Khanolkarwrote on 20 August, 2010
Vote: 4 8
Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
255. Danielwrote on 20 August, 2010
Vote: 88 1
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
256. Marie Antoinettewrote on 2 September, 2010
Vote: 9 9
I drink for those who wish me well; All those who don’t can go to hell…
257. abhay bhandariwrote on 5 September, 2010
Vote: 15 3
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
258. JenJenwrote on 21 September, 2010
Vote: 36 1
Rehab is for Quitters!
259. JenJenwrote on 21 September, 2010
Vote: 29 1
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
- Jack Handey
260. Shifowrote on 28 September, 2010
Vote: 14 3
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
I will keep drinking till you are pretty.
Wine enters, secrets come out.
Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.
I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.
I don’t have a drinking problem… the glass lifts up just fine thank you.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..
Let him get drunk…..And later, he will confess the truth.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced…
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
Drinking…driving…smoking….puking…fighting…accidents…what else this midnight….!!!
Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
I drink for those who wish me well; All those who don’t can go to hell…
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
Rehab is for Quitters!
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
- Jack Handey
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…