Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

213 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 21. masked cornishman wrote on 15 November, 2007, 13:46

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  Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

  Im not as think as you drunk I am

  He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
• 22. anni c wrote on 15 November, 2007, 17:21

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  of corse i am gonna drive. i am too drunk to walk
• 23. anni c wrote on 15 November, 2007, 19:23

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  ociffer you hass too listening to me, i swear to drunk i am not god!
• 24. melessa wrote on 17 November, 2007, 12:34

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  One drink is too many
  and a thousands not enough
• 25. mccoy wrote on 22 November, 2007, 17:22

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  you now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c u are lying on ur back and cant lift your head
• 26. S&N wrote on 23 November, 2007, 23:55

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  if vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
• 27. iya wrote on 26 November, 2007, 1:46

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  don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
• 28. Matrixxx wrote on 26 November, 2007, 15:00

   Vote: 95   24  

  I realized I was drinking too much,

  So I decided to cut down,

  I now only drink on days ending in Y
• 29. sexiishawtii wrote on 27 November, 2007, 3:01

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  occifer, im not as think as you drunk i am!

  lol my babii told me that 1
• 30. Dr C Glynn wrote on 27 November, 2007, 15:44

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  If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
  but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
• 31. Angilina wrote on 28 November, 2007, 2:04

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  blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
• 32. me wrote on 29 November, 2007, 4:30

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  get drunk and laugh at the world
• 33. Sam wrote on 29 November, 2007, 7:25

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  Alcohol is a mans best friend!
• 34. Sam wrote on 29 November, 2007, 7:26

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  Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
• 35. McLOVIN wrote on 4 December, 2007, 1:36

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  D.A.M.M-Drunks Against Mad Mothers

  Save Water…Drink Beer
• 36. Sandy wrote on 6 December, 2007, 19:21

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  Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
• 37. .:kaeley:. wrote on 6 December, 2007, 21:23

   Vote: 56   27  

  help i fell and i cant reach my vodka

  lol
• 38. gee owayday wrote on 28 December, 2007, 4:32

   Vote: 17   50  

  “but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
• 39. Ed wrote on 28 December, 2007, 7:05

   Vote: 16   31  

  Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
• 40. Lacy wrote on 29 December, 2007, 18:21

   Vote: 76   18  

  Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!