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21. masked cornishman wrote on 15 November, 2007
Vote: 123 45

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

Im not as think as you drunk I am

He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
22. anni c wrote on 15 November, 2007
Vote: 469 44

of corse i am gonna drive. i am too drunk to walk
23. anni c wrote on 15 November, 2007
Vote: 177 46

ociffer you hass too listening to me, i swear to drunk i am not god!
24. melessa wrote on 17 November, 2007
Vote: 55 118

One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough
25. mccoy wrote on 22 November, 2007
Vote: 72 77

you now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c u are lying on ur back and cant lift your head
26. S&N wrote on 23 November, 2007
Vote: 80 101

if vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
27. iya wrote on 26 November, 2007
Vote: 85 117

don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
28. Matrixxx wrote on 26 November, 2007
Vote: 261 37

I realized I was drinking too much,

So I decided to cut down,

I now only drink on days ending in Y
29. sexiishawtii wrote on 27 November, 2007
Vote: 35 195

occifer, im not as think as you drunk i am!

lol my babii told me that 1
30. Dr C Glynn wrote on 27 November, 2007
Vote: 698 30

If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
31. Angilina wrote on 28 November, 2007
Vote: 105 114

blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
32. me wrote on 29 November, 2007
Vote: 86 64

get drunk and laugh at the world
33. Sam wrote on 29 November, 2007
Vote: 38 121

Alcohol is a mans best friend!
34. Sam wrote on 29 November, 2007
Vote: 42 94

Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
35. McLOVIN wrote on 4 December, 2007
Vote: 154 65

D.A.M.M-Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Save Water…Drink Beer
36. Sandy wrote on 6 December, 2007
Vote: 207 26

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
37. .:kaeley:. wrote on 6 December, 2007
Vote: 163 48

help i fell and i cant reach my vodka

lol
38. gee owayday wrote on 28 December, 2007
Vote: 63 97

“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
39. Ed wrote on 28 December, 2007
Vote: 50 59

Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
40. Lacy wrote on 29 December, 2007
Vote: 187 29

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!