Alcohol Quotes and Sayings
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
of corse i am gonna drive. i am too drunk to walk
ociffer you hass too listening to me, i swear to drunk i am not god!
One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough
you now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c u are lying on ur back and cant lift your head
if vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
beer is gd. i drink it al the time
don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y
occifer, im not as think as you drunk i am!
lol my babii told me that 1
If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
When life gives you lemons, add some vodka and sugar and lets make lemon drops.
–I’m the type of person that can make you do anything when you are drunk–
get drunk and laugh at the world
Alcohol is a mans best friend!
Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
D.A.M.M-Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
help i fell and i cant reach my vodka
lol
“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
act single, see double, drink triple
Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive….probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party i was at….
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” — Benjamin Franklin
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
Don’t drink and drive - accidents cause people!
Screw the sugar and spice, my girls are made with vodka and ice.