21. masked cornishmanwrote on 15 November, 2007, 13:46
Vote: 36 19
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
22. anni cwrote on 15 November, 2007, 17:21
Vote: 125 18
of corse i am gonna drive. i am too drunk to walk
23. anni cwrote on 15 November, 2007, 19:23
Vote: 53 19
ociffer you hass too listening to me, i swear to drunk i am not god!
24. melessawrote on 17 November, 2007, 12:34
Vote: 14 50
One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough
25. mccoywrote on 22 November, 2007, 17:22
Vote: 17 37
you now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c u are lying on ur back and cant lift your head
26. S&Nwrote on 23 November, 2007, 23:55
Vote: 21 42
if vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
27. iyawrote on 26 November, 2007, 1:46
Vote: 29 54
don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
28. Matrixxxwrote on 26 November, 2007, 15:00
Vote: 95 24
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y
29. sexiishawtiiwrote on 27 November, 2007, 3:01
Vote: 14 106
occifer, im not as think as you drunk i am!
lol my babii told me that 1
30. Dr C Glynnwrote on 27 November, 2007, 15:44
Vote: 274 13
If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
31. Angilinawrote on 28 November, 2007, 2:04
Vote: 32 47
blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
32. mewrote on 29 November, 2007, 4:30
Vote: 39 32
get drunk and laugh at the world
33. Samwrote on 29 November, 2007, 7:25
Vote: 12 58
Alcohol is a mans best friend!
34. Samwrote on 29 November, 2007, 7:26
Vote: 17 45
Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
35. McLOVINwrote on 4 December, 2007, 1:36
Vote: 65 27
D.A.M.M-Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
36. Sandywrote on 6 December, 2007, 19:21
Vote: 80 10
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
37. .:kaeley:.wrote on 6 December, 2007, 21:23
Vote: 56 27
help i fell and i cant reach my vodka
lol
38. gee owaydaywrote on 28 December, 2007, 4:32
Vote: 17 50
“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
39. Edwrote on 28 December, 2007, 7:05
Vote: 16 31
Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
40. Lacywrote on 29 December, 2007, 18:21
Vote: 76 18
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
of corse i am gonna drive. i am too drunk to walk
ociffer you hass too listening to me, i swear to drunk i am not god!
One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough
you now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c u are lying on ur back and cant lift your head
if vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y
occifer, im not as think as you drunk i am!
lol my babii told me that 1
If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
get drunk and laugh at the world
Alcohol is a mans best friend!
Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
D.A.M.M-Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
help i fell and i cant reach my vodka
lol
“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!