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  • 41. tooo young wrote on 2 January, 2008, 1:56
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    act single, see double, drink triple

  • 42. Addicted Alcoholic wrote on 2 January, 2008, 4:33
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    Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive….probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party i was at….

  • 43. Scum wrote on 3 January, 2008, 14:08
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    “The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” — Benjamin Franklin

  • 44. Sammers wrote on 5 January, 2008, 5:33
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    If you can still read the label,
    You need another.
    If you can’t read the label,
    You need another anyway

  • 45. Sammers wrote on 5 January, 2008, 5:45
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    You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
    I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

  • 46. cutiewithabootie wrote on 8 January, 2008, 23:30
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    Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

  • 47. kirsten wrote on 10 January, 2008, 17:46
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    drink as much as you can then stay drunk

    (just random)

  • 48. jew says wrote on 10 January, 2008, 17:58
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    don’t drink and drive because it bad

  • 49. majesty wrote on 15 January, 2008, 4:53
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    Does anyone know where the saying “three sheets to the wind” come from??

  • 50. Jo wrote on 16 January, 2008, 9:56
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    I feel sorry for people who dont drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

  • 51. stephanie wrote on 16 January, 2008, 23:08
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    drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT

  • 52. brendan wrote on 23 January, 2008, 20:26
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    I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

  • 53. Messy Jessie wrote on 27 January, 2008, 12:49
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    I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

  • 54. Tania wrote on 29 January, 2008, 21:48
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    I’m on whisky diet…. I’ve lost three days allready!

  • 55. Danny wrote on 5 February, 2008, 10:13
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    I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

  • 56. akash katkar wrote on 15 February, 2008, 11:15
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    1st drink – ure buzzing
    2nd drink – ure drunk
    3rd drink – ure wobbling
    4th drink – ure sloshed
    5th drink AND URE MAN !!
    cheers !!

  • 57. Kirsti-lou wrote on 15 February, 2008, 20:14
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    Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson

  • 58. tricia wrote on 16 February, 2008, 20:11
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    i drink till i cant see any more.i drink till i cant walk. i drink till i hit the floor.i drink till i am sick. then i still get up and drink some more

  • 59. Jonny J wrote on 19 February, 2008, 3:39
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    The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

  • 60. Hardy wrote on 19 February, 2008, 20:47
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    Lips dat touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

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