Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

257 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 41. tooo young wrote on 2 January, 2008, 1:56

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  act single, see double, drink triple
• 42. Addicted Alcoholic wrote on 2 January, 2008, 4:33

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  Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive….probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party i was at….
• 43. Scum wrote on 3 January, 2008, 14:08

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  “The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” — Benjamin Franklin
• 44. Sammers wrote on 5 January, 2008, 5:33

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  If you can still read the label,
  You need another.
  If you can’t read the label,
  You need another anyway
• 45. Sammers wrote on 5 January, 2008, 5:45

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  You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
  I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
• 46. cutiewithabootie wrote on 8 January, 2008, 23:30

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  Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
• 47. kirsten wrote on 10 January, 2008, 17:46

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  drink as much as you can then stay drunk

  (just random)
• 48. jew says wrote on 10 January, 2008, 17:58

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  don’t drink and drive because it bad
• 49. majesty wrote on 15 January, 2008, 4:53

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  Does anyone know where the saying “three sheets to the wind” come from??
• 50. Jo wrote on 16 January, 2008, 9:56

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  I feel sorry for people who dont drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
• 51. stephanie wrote on 16 January, 2008, 23:08

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  drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT
• 52. brendan wrote on 23 January, 2008, 20:26

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  I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
• 53. Messy Jessie wrote on 27 January, 2008, 12:49

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  I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
• 54. Tania wrote on 29 January, 2008, 21:48

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  I’m on whisky diet…. I’ve lost three days allready!
• 55. Danny wrote on 5 February, 2008, 10:13

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  I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
• 56. akash katkar wrote on 15 February, 2008, 11:15

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  1st drink – ure buzzing
  2nd drink – ure drunk
  3rd drink – ure wobbling
  4th drink – ure sloshed
  5th drink AND URE MAN !!
  cheers !!
• 57. Kirsti-lou wrote on 15 February, 2008, 20:14

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  Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
• 58. tricia wrote on 16 February, 2008, 20:11

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  i drink till i cant see any more.i drink till i cant walk. i drink till i hit the floor.i drink till i am sick. then i still get up and drink some more
• 59. Jonny J wrote on 19 February, 2008, 3:39

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  The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
• 60. Hardy wrote on 19 February, 2008, 20:47

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  Lips dat touch liquor touch other lips quicker…