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41. tooo young wrote on 2 January, 2008
Vote: 240 30

act single, see double, drink triple
42. Addicted Alcoholic wrote on 2 January, 2008
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Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive….probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party i was at….
43. Scum wrote on 3 January, 2008
Vote: 105 43

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” — Benjamin Franklin
44. Sammers wrote on 5 January, 2008
Vote: 153 31

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
45. Sammers wrote on 5 January, 2008
Vote: 112 30

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
46. cutiewithabootie wrote on 8 January, 2008
Vote: 77 55

Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
47. kirsten wrote on 10 January, 2008
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drink as much as you can then stay drunk

(just random)
48. jew says wrote on 10 January, 2008
Vote: 169 378

don’t drink and drive because it bad
49. majesty wrote on 15 January, 2008
Vote: 18 117

Does anyone know where the saying “three sheets to the wind” come from??
50. Jo wrote on 16 January, 2008
Vote: 88 34

I feel sorry for people who dont drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
51. stephanie wrote on 16 January, 2008
Vote: 56 107

drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT
52. brendan wrote on 23 January, 2008
Vote: 118 71

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
53. Messy Jessie wrote on 27 January, 2008
Vote: 71 45

I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
54. Tania wrote on 29 January, 2008
Vote: 194 17

I’m on whisky diet…. I’ve lost three days allready!
55. Danny wrote on 5 February, 2008
Vote: 179 16

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
56. akash katkar wrote on 15 February, 2008
Vote: 37 152

1st drink – ure buzzing
2nd drink – ure drunk
3rd drink – ure wobbling
4th drink – ure sloshed
5th drink AND URE MAN !!
cheers !!
57. Kirsti-lou wrote on 15 February, 2008
Vote: 138 19

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
58. tricia wrote on 16 February, 2008
Vote: 60 64

i drink till i cant see any more.i drink till i cant walk. i drink till i hit the floor.i drink till i am sick. then i still get up and drink some more
59. Jonny J wrote on 19 February, 2008
Vote: 144 35

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
60. Hardy wrote on 19 February, 2008
Vote: 220 20

Lips dat touch liquor touch other lips quicker…