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• 61. kirsten:

  drink as much as you can then stay drunk

  (just random)

• 62. jew says:

  don’t drink and drive because it bad

• 63. ~eva~:

  i dnt av a adrink prob i drink,get drunk,pass ou no prop!!!

  take me drunk,im home!!!

  oiffcer..i swear to drunk im nt god..haha…!!!x

• 64. majesty:

  Does anyone know where the saying “three sheets to the wind” come from??

• 65. Jo:

  I feel sorry for people who dont drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

• 66. stephanie:

  drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT

• 67. brendan:

  I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

• 68. Messy Jessie:

  I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

• 69. Nice Krispy:

  Bring me a beer and a bucket…and watch me chug it and upchuck it.

• 70. Tania:

  I’m on whisky diet…. I’ve lost three days allready!

• 71. Danny:

  I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

• 72. akash katkar:

  1st drink - ure buzzing
  2nd drink - ure drunk
  3rd drink - ure wobbling
  4th drink - ure sloshed
  5th drink AND URE MAN !!
  cheers !!

• 73. Kirsti-lou:

  Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! - Homer Simpson

• 74. tricia:

  i drink till i cant see any more.i drink till i cant walk. i drink till i hit the floor.i drink till i am sick. then i still get up and drink some more

• 75. Jonny J:

  The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

• 76. Hardy:

  Lips dat touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

• 77. abi:

  Don’t drink alcohol that bad for us thats all i know

• 78. Syc1:

  Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

• 79. birdman1109:

  A drunk man never tells a lie.

• 80. JESSICA:

  You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.

  You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.

• 81. alberto sarti:

  Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!

  What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.

  Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!

• 82. sam:

  my idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
  keep it on guys ………………

• 83. Arnold:

  The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

• 84. Shelbz:

  Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…

• 85. *Brandy Jey**:

  Funny comic joke…

  *I think you should quit drinking.(the other guy is drinking)

  **Its the beer that is addicted to me…

  **Oh no! It’s back!!(the beer was attacking the guy)

  **NO! STOP!!(still attacking)

  **HELP!!!!!!(he starts drinking again…)

• 86. mannu:

  I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

• 87. mannu:

  parent says dont drink
  friends says dont drink
  cops says dont drink

  are they saving it for themself ?

• 88. Kattz:

  AWSOME!!!!

• 89. Sober1:

  I think it’s safe to say we can all drink to this,

• 90. xoxNINAxox:

  when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

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