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61. abi wrote on 20 February, 2008
Vote: 41 455

Don’t drink alcohol that bad for us thats all i know
62. Syc1 wrote on 21 February, 2008
Vote: 181 28

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
63. birdman1109 wrote on 23 February, 2008
Vote: 384 63

A drunk man never tells a lie.
64. JESSICA wrote on 24 February, 2008
Vote: 85 75

You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.

You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.
65. alberto sarti wrote on 25 February, 2008
Vote: 35 109

Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!

What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.

Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
66. sam wrote on 26 February, 2008
Vote: 66 16

my idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………………
67. Arnold wrote on 29 February, 2008
Vote: 87 17

The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
68. Shelbz wrote on 3 March, 2008
Vote: 32 60

Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
69. mannu wrote on 13 March, 2008
Vote: 65 41

I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
70. mannu wrote on 13 March, 2008
Vote: 156 36

parent says dont drink
friends says dont drink
cops says dont drink

are they saving it for themself ?
71. xoxNINAxox wrote on 26 March, 2008
Vote: 125 19

when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
72. wayne wrote on 8 April, 2008
Vote: 44 25

I feel sorry for people who dont drink cause i know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
73. adam =) wrote on 14 April, 2008
Vote: 43 46

Im on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.
74. anjan wrote on 18 April, 2008
Vote: 70 30

Life has many choices… whisky… vodka.. rum.. gin.. beer.. Which one did u Choose????
75. LADYBIGMOUTH wrote on 18 April, 2008
Vote: 65 40

A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY …. bUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes u StUnbLiN nD sAys u bEttEr ChUgg ThAt….. YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!
76. beka wrote on 19 April, 2008
Vote: 32 47

it not a night to remember if you can’t remember it
77. Hamata wrote on 1 May, 2008
Vote: 151 7

DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
78. Matvei wrote on 6 May, 2008
Vote: 76 31

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
79. Albert Quammie wrote on 9 May, 2008
Vote: 177 7

I use to think drinking was bad, so i stop thinking
80. John Lane wrote on 21 May, 2008
Vote: 48 27

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?