Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

257 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 61. abi wrote on 20 February, 2008, 15:42

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  Don’t drink alcohol that bad for us thats all i know
• 62. Syc1 wrote on 21 February, 2008, 15:27

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  Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
• 63. birdman1109 wrote on 23 February, 2008, 8:17

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  A drunk man never tells a lie.
• 64. JESSICA wrote on 24 February, 2008, 4:27

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  You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.

  You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.
• 65. alberto sarti wrote on 25 February, 2008, 3:10

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  Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!

  What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.

  Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
• 66. sam wrote on 26 February, 2008, 14:06

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  my idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
  keep it on guys ………………
• 67. Arnold wrote on 29 February, 2008, 0:09

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  The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
• 68. Shelbz wrote on 3 March, 2008, 0:02

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  Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
• 69. *Brandy Jey** wrote on 3 March, 2008, 2:39

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  Funny comic joke…

  *I think you should quit drinking.(the other guy is drinking)

  **Its the beer that is addicted to me…

  **Oh no! It’s back!!(the beer was attacking the guy)

  **NO! STOP!!(still attacking)

  **HELP!!!!!!(he starts drinking again…)
• 70. mannu wrote on 13 March, 2008, 7:57

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  I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
• 71. mannu wrote on 13 March, 2008, 8:08

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  parent says dont drink
  friends says dont drink
  cops says dont drink

  are they saving it for themself ?
• 72. xoxNINAxox wrote on 26 March, 2008, 6:30

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  when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
• 73. wayne wrote on 8 April, 2008, 23:43

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  I feel sorry for people who dont drink cause i know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
• 74. adam =) wrote on 14 April, 2008, 17:00

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  Im on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.
• 75. anjan wrote on 18 April, 2008, 12:17

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  Life has many choices… whisky… vodka.. rum.. gin.. beer.. Which one did u Choose????
• 76. LADYBIGMOUTH wrote on 18 April, 2008, 20:46

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  A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY …. bUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes u StUnbLiN nD sAys u bEttEr ChUgg ThAt….. YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!
• 77. beka wrote on 19 April, 2008, 18:36

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  it not a night to remember if you can’t remember it
• 78. Hamata wrote on 1 May, 2008, 19:12

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  DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
• 79. Matvei wrote on 6 May, 2008, 23:50

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  Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
• 80. Albert Quammie wrote on 9 May, 2008, 2:32

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  I use to think drinking was bad, so i stop thinking