135 Responses

• 121. PArtyboi:

  why am i so thirsty? when i drank so much last night?

• 122. Dennis:

  Work is the curse of the drinking class.

• 123. Dennis:

  Thinking of quitting ?

  Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.

• 124. luke:

  Rehab is for quiters

• 125. SASHA:

  LOVE U LOTS LIKE VODKA SHOTS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TEQUILA

• 126. Cecilia:

  I’ve fallen and i cant reach my beer.

• 127. mahit mohan:

  without drinks and cigar……life is a big zero

• 128. syd:

  im not an alcoholic……i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

• 129. Bob:

  Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

• 130. dimude richard onyebuchi:

  a drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic

• 131. domino79:

  I don’t drink anymore.
  I don’t drink any less either.

• 132. xox-ellsworth-xox:

  A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
  Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

• 133. caitlyn:

  some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, i just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

• 134. tracey:

  people say i have a drinking problem…
  i have no problem…
  i drink,
  i get drunk,
  i pass out,
  NO PROBLEM!!

• 135. kevin/dylan:

  i could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or i could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

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