Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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101. domino79 wrote on 17 September, 2008
Vote: 49 14

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
102. xox-ellsworth-xox wrote on 18 September, 2008
Vote: 125 17

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
103. caitlyn wrote on 27 September, 2008
Vote: 49 12

some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, i just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
104. tracey wrote on 29 September, 2008
Vote: 75 14

people say i have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!
105. kevin/dylan wrote on 6 October, 2008
Vote: 110 8

i could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or i could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
106. saddnes wrote on 8 October, 2008
Vote: 13 84

my mommy says no alchol after 8 but im a bad boy!!
107. Kate wrote on 14 October, 2008
Vote: 120 7

Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
108. temp wrote on 16 October, 2008
Vote: 52 7

Tequila… making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
109. mike hunt wrote on 12 November, 2008
Vote: 37 5

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
110. Dane wrote on 14 November, 2008
Vote: 49 10

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
111. bubba wrote on 20 November, 2008
Vote: 30 19

I only had one officer Mr. peg.
112. Me wrote on 23 November, 2008
Vote: 18 40

What does sober mean?
113. scout wrote on 27 November, 2008
Vote: 22 14

I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
114. oooolalo wrote on 27 November, 2008
Vote: 43 6

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
115. Mariiia' wrote on 27 November, 2008
Vote: 57 8

Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
116. Alexander wrote on 30 November, 2008
Vote: 22 12

Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:

When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila!
117. franky wrote on 7 December, 2008
Vote: 29 12

save water,drink beer!
118. enri wrote on 10 December, 2008
Vote: 17 14

take me drunk, i am home!!
119. Treska Guitard wrote on 11 December, 2008
Vote: 49 17

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
120. shelly wrote on 14 December, 2008
Vote: 26 25

where there’s a wine, there’s a way!