Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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207 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

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  • 101. dimude richard onyebuchi wrote on 15 September, 2008, 15:51
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    a drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic

  • 102. domino79 wrote on 17 September, 2008, 0:16
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    I don’t drink anymore.
    I don’t drink any less either.

  • 103. xox-ellsworth-xox wrote on 18 September, 2008, 0:42
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    A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
    Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

  • 104. caitlyn wrote on 27 September, 2008, 23:55
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    some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, i just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

  • 105. tracey wrote on 29 September, 2008, 16:05
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    people say i have a drinking problem…
    i have no problem…
    i drink,
    i get drunk,
    i pass out,
    NO PROBLEM!!

  • 106. kevin/dylan wrote on 6 October, 2008, 4:47
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    i could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or i could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

  • 107. saddnes wrote on 8 October, 2008, 21:31
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    my mommy says no alchol after 8 but im a bad boy!!

  • 108. Kate wrote on 14 October, 2008, 16:15
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    Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

  • 109. temp wrote on 16 October, 2008, 21:19
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    Tequila… making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

  • 110. mike hunt wrote on 12 November, 2008, 14:08
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    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
    Coincidence?

  • 111. Dane wrote on 14 November, 2008, 12:04
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    “Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

  • 112. bubba wrote on 20 November, 2008, 19:55
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    I only had one officer Mr. peg.

  • 113. Me wrote on 23 November, 2008, 16:51
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    What does sober mean?

  • 114. scout wrote on 27 November, 2008, 4:27
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    I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

  • 115. oooolalo wrote on 27 November, 2008, 6:28
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    They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

  • 116. Mariiia' wrote on 27 November, 2008, 13:38
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    Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

  • 117. Alexander wrote on 30 November, 2008, 14:45
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    Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:

    When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

  • 118. franky wrote on 7 December, 2008, 12:31
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    save water,drink beer!

  • 119. enri wrote on 10 December, 2008, 15:51
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    take me drunk, i am home!!

  • 120. Treska Guitard wrote on 11 December, 2008, 2:01
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    One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

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