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  • 101. domino79 wrote on 17 September, 2008
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    I don’t drink anymore.
    I don’t drink any less either.

  • 102. xox-ellsworth-xox wrote on 18 September, 2008
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    A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
    Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

  • 103. caitlyn wrote on 27 September, 2008
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    some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, i just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

  • 104. tracey wrote on 29 September, 2008
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    people say i have a drinking problem…
    i have no problem…
    i drink,
    i get drunk,
    i pass out,
    NO PROBLEM!!

  • 105. kevin/dylan wrote on 6 October, 2008
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    i could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or i could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

  • 106. saddnes wrote on 8 October, 2008
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    my mommy says no alchol after 8 but im a bad boy!!

  • 107. Kate wrote on 14 October, 2008
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    Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

  • 108. temp wrote on 16 October, 2008
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    Tequila… making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

  • 109. mike hunt wrote on 12 November, 2008
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    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
    Coincidence?

  • 110. Dane wrote on 14 November, 2008
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    “Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

  • 111. bubba wrote on 20 November, 2008
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    I only had one officer Mr. peg.

  • 112. Me wrote on 23 November, 2008
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    What does sober mean?

  • 113. scout wrote on 27 November, 2008
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    I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

  • 114. oooolalo wrote on 27 November, 2008
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    They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

  • 115. Mariiia' wrote on 27 November, 2008
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    Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

  • 116. Alexander wrote on 30 November, 2008
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    Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:

    When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

  • 117. franky wrote on 7 December, 2008
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    save water,drink beer!

  • 118. enri wrote on 10 December, 2008
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    take me drunk, i am home!!

  • 119. Treska Guitard wrote on 11 December, 2008
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    One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

  • 120. shelly wrote on 14 December, 2008
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    where there’s a wine, there’s a way!

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