Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

257 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 101. dimude richard onyebuchi wrote on 15 September, 2008, 15:51

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  a drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic
• 102. domino79 wrote on 17 September, 2008, 0:16

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  I don’t drink anymore.
  I don’t drink any less either.
• 103. xox-ellsworth-xox wrote on 18 September, 2008, 0:42

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  A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
  Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
• 104. caitlyn wrote on 27 September, 2008, 23:55

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  some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, i just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
• 105. tracey wrote on 29 September, 2008, 16:05

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  people say i have a drinking problem…
  i have no problem…
  i drink,
  i get drunk,
  i pass out,
  NO PROBLEM!!
• 106. kevin/dylan wrote on 6 October, 2008, 4:47

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  i could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or i could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
• 107. saddnes wrote on 8 October, 2008, 21:31

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  my mommy says no alchol after 8 but im a bad boy!!
• 108. Kate wrote on 14 October, 2008, 16:15

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  Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
• 109. temp wrote on 16 October, 2008, 21:19

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  Tequila… making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
• 110. mike hunt wrote on 12 November, 2008, 14:08

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  24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
  Coincidence?
• 111. Dane wrote on 14 November, 2008, 12:04

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  “Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
• 112. bubba wrote on 20 November, 2008, 19:55

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  I only had one officer Mr. peg.
• 113. Me wrote on 23 November, 2008, 16:51

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  What does sober mean?
• 114. scout wrote on 27 November, 2008, 4:27

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  I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
• 115. oooolalo wrote on 27 November, 2008, 6:28

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  They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
• 116. Mariiia' wrote on 27 November, 2008, 13:38

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  Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
• 117. Alexander wrote on 30 November, 2008, 14:45

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  Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:

  When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila!
• 118. franky wrote on 7 December, 2008, 12:31

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  save water,drink beer!
• 119. enri wrote on 10 December, 2008, 15:51

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  take me drunk, i am home!!
• 120. Treska Guitard wrote on 11 December, 2008, 2:01

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  One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!