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121. Michelle wrote on 14 December, 2008
Vote: 18 30

I don’t have a drink problem…..I can go all day without it……I just need it at night thats all.
122. Kitty wrote on 17 December, 2008
Vote: 32 18

Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
123. alcoholica wrote on 20 December, 2008
Vote: 8 74

DONT THINK
DONT THINK
DONT THINK

DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
124. Zealotor wrote on 21 December, 2008
Vote: 26 31

I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink …. I Get Drunk …. I Fall Down ….. No Problem
125. Flish wrote on 26 December, 2008
Vote: 52 9

The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
126. Kel wrote on 30 December, 2008
Vote: 13 40

Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
Person 2 : Naaa i Only Drink In Days That End In Y

To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..

Save Water ,, Drink Vodka
127. coop wrote on 31 December, 2008
Vote: 30 21

Whats the officer problem?
128. shauna wrote on 5 January, 2009
Vote: 15 20

take me drunk im home !
129. Tarun Pinto wrote on 10 January, 2009
Vote: 90 5

My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
130. Mase wrote on 28 January, 2009
Vote: 39 6

I stopped drinking for a while, Then i woke up
131. harleygirl wrote on 30 January, 2009
Vote: 20 28

I’m sotally tober ossifer!!
132. Brian wrote on 2 February, 2009
Vote: 22 14

I dont drink anymore, but no less either
133. RosePetal wrote on 3 February, 2009
Vote: 17 34

I swear to drink, i didn’t god tonight, ossifer!
134. kenya wrote on 6 February, 2009
Vote: 26 9

i dont have a drinking problem, i have no problem with drinking
135. Neeraj.Kumar wrote on 7 February, 2009
Vote: 9 17

A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
136. OG wrote on 12 February, 2009
Vote: 10 12

whats the point of drinking if you don’t drink till you don’t remember you drank ?
137. heruba wrote on 19 February, 2009
Vote: 10 16

Drinking makes the mind go sober.
138. xkxxkxkxk wrote on 20 February, 2009
Vote: 8 29

Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
139. Dorian wrote on 25 February, 2009
Vote: 167 7

4 beers- 20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops- 12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose- 6 dollars

taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:

PRICELESS
140. Reishu wrote on 27 February, 2009
Vote: 49 4

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!