Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

213 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 121. shelly wrote on 14 December, 2008, 0:50

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  where there’s a wine, there’s a way!
• 122. Michelle wrote on 14 December, 2008, 15:52

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  I don’t have a drink problem…..I can go all day without it……I just need it at night thats all.
• 123. Kitty wrote on 17 December, 2008, 3:23

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  Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
• 124. alcoholica wrote on 20 December, 2008, 7:09

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  DONT THINK
  DONT THINK
  DONT THINK

  DRINK
  DRINK
  DRINK
• 125. Zealotor wrote on 21 December, 2008, 16:26

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  I Have No Drinking Problems.
  I Drink …. I Get Drunk …. I Fall Down ….. No Problem
• 126. Flish wrote on 26 December, 2008, 2:14

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  The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
• 127. Kel wrote on 30 December, 2008, 19:59

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  Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
  Person 2 : Naaa i Only Drink In Days That End In Y

  To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..

  Save Water ,, Drink Vodka
• 128. coop wrote on 31 December, 2008, 22:08

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  Whats the officer problem?
• 129. shauna wrote on 5 January, 2009, 23:11

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  take me drunk im home !
• 130. Tarun Pinto wrote on 10 January, 2009, 15:09

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  My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
• 131. Mase wrote on 28 January, 2009, 19:54

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  I stopped drinking for a while, Then i woke up
• 132. harleygirl wrote on 30 January, 2009, 16:00

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  I’m sotally tober ossifer!!
• 133. Brian wrote on 2 February, 2009, 20:49

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  I dont drink anymore, but no less either
• 134. RosePetal wrote on 3 February, 2009, 16:25

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  I swear to drink, i didn’t god tonight, ossifer!
• 135. kenya wrote on 6 February, 2009, 5:56

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  i dont have a drinking problem, i have no problem with drinking
• 136. Neeraj.Kumar wrote on 7 February, 2009, 18:54

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  A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
• 137. OG wrote on 12 February, 2009, 4:35

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  whats the point of drinking if you don’t drink till you don’t remember you drank ?
• 138. heruba wrote on 19 February, 2009, 4:15

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  Drinking makes the mind go sober.
• 139. xkxxkxkxk wrote on 20 February, 2009, 2:36

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  Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
• 140. Dorian wrote on 25 February, 2009, 17:14

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  4 beers- 20 dollars
  2 martini’s 19 dollars
  6 jello drops- 12 dollars
  1 shot of grey goose- 6 dollars

  taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:

  PRICELESS