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141. jason wrote on 3 March, 2009
Vote: 42 24

I drink to forget, but I cant remember why.
142. Arun Ashok wrote on 3 March, 2009
Vote: 52 13

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
143. Casey wrote on 5 March, 2009
Vote: 27 9

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
144. Dave wrote on 15 March, 2009
Vote: 26 40

I quit drinking ! Now i freeze it and eat it!
145. me wrote on 19 March, 2009
Vote: 21 23

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
146. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009
Vote: 73 3

Drink triple, see double, and act single.
147. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009
Vote: 36 16

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
148. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009
Vote: 38 4

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
149. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009
Vote: 54 2

I drink to make other people interesting.
150. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009
Vote: 57 5

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
151. jason fleming wrote on 21 March, 2009
Vote: 18 8

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
152. Trystan wrote on 27 March, 2009
Vote: 37 4

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
153. CSOTO wrote on 29 March, 2009
Vote: 25 6

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
154. Wilke van Greunen wrote on 6 April, 2009
Vote: 30 5

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
155. Charley wrote on 26 April, 2009
Vote: 15 14

People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!!
156. Ian V. wrote on 4 May, 2009
Vote: 27 19

If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
157. Burak wrote on 6 May, 2009
Vote: 21 6

I was sober, but then i woke up
158. rob wrote on 17 May, 2009
Vote: 36 12

cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. im going to have to take u in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, u are
friend: okey, im drunk…….but im not drunk-drunk-drunk, im just drunk

lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
159. JIngMac wrote on 19 May, 2009
Vote: 82 6

Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?
160. jaz wrote on 20 May, 2009
Vote: 40 3

Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice