Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

213 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 141. Reishu wrote on 27 February, 2009, 16:00

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  If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
• 142. jason wrote on 3 March, 2009, 5:25

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  I drink to forget, but I cant remember why.
• 143. Arun Ashok wrote on 3 March, 2009, 12:21

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  Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
• 144. Casey wrote on 5 March, 2009, 1:02

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  Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
• 145. Dave wrote on 15 March, 2009, 6:55

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  I quit drinking ! Now i freeze it and eat it!
• 146. me wrote on 19 March, 2009, 0:02

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  Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
• 147. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009, 22:43

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  Drink triple, see double, and act single.
• 148. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009, 22:43

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  When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
• 149. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009, 22:43

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  A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
• 150. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009, 22:44

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  I drink to make other people interesting.
• 151. Spider-Net wrote on 20 March, 2009, 22:44

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  Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
• 152. jason fleming wrote on 21 March, 2009, 14:11

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  The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
• 153. Trystan wrote on 27 March, 2009, 23:38

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  Do you realize you were swerving back there?
  Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
• 154. CSOTO wrote on 29 March, 2009, 14:45

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  When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
• 155. Wilke van Greunen wrote on 6 April, 2009, 18:42

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  Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
• 156. Charley wrote on 26 April, 2009, 22:23

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  People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!!
• 157. Ian V. wrote on 4 May, 2009, 17:49

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  If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
• 158. Burak wrote on 6 May, 2009, 10:33

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  I was sober, but then i woke up
• 159. rob wrote on 17 May, 2009, 20:21

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  cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. im going to have to take u in for the nite.
  friend: no, im not drunk
  cop: yeah, u are
  friend: okey, im drunk…….but im not drunk-drunk-drunk, im just drunk

  lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
• 160. JIngMac wrote on 19 May, 2009, 13:13

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  Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?