Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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207 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 161. jaz wrote on 20 May, 2009, 19:46

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  Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice
• 162. wallace wrote on 22 May, 2009, 14:44

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  I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
• 163. Cirrhosis the Wonderdog wrote on 28 May, 2009, 8:33

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  Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!

  As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.

  -all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
• 164. jack wrote on 8 June, 2009, 2:09

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  Drink till she looks cute…..!!
• 165. Brian wrote on 18 June, 2009, 23:57

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  Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
• 166. Akash Malik wrote on 19 June, 2009, 9:05

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  I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik

  I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
• 167. jessie wrote on 24 June, 2009, 0:19

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  You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
• 168. fuzz wrote on 27 June, 2009, 23:51

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  It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
• 169. Marina wrote on 15 July, 2009, 10:21

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  If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.
• 170. trev wrote on 21 July, 2009, 7:06

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  God is great.
  Beer is good.
  People are crazy.
• 171. vince wrote on 22 July, 2009, 13:21

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  i drink so that i cannot lie
• 172. vince wrote on 22 July, 2009, 13:25

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  i did not drink your acohol, i only tasted your liquor.
• 173. blondi wrote on 3 August, 2009, 20:46

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  A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
• 174. ankur dhankar wrote on 5 August, 2009, 5:08

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  Let ethanol make you more interesting.
• 175. Spencer wrote on 7 August, 2009, 18:23

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  I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly………….. I was too drunk…………
• 176. adam wrote on 8 August, 2009, 9:42

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  To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
• 177. Jacquie wrote on 14 August, 2009, 1:06

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  Heard this the other day…….

  Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
• 178. rob wrote on 15 August, 2009, 19:39

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  God loves us so much, he gave us beer
  Ben Franklin
• 179. Adi wrote on 17 August, 2009, 4:34

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  When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
• 180. Taty Fiasco wrote on 19 August, 2009, 4:31

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  If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?