Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!
As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.
-all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
Drink till she looks cute…..!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
i drink so that i cannot lie
i did not drink your acohol, i only tasted your liquor.
A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly………….. I was too drunk…………
To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
Heard this the other day…….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
God loves us so much, he gave us beer
Ben Franklin
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?