Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

359 Comments to “Alcohol Quotes and Sayings”

• 161. wallace wrote on 22 May, 2009

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  I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
• 162. Cirrhosis the Wonderdog wrote on 28 May, 2009

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  Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!

  As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.

  -all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
• 163. jack wrote on 8 June, 2009

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  Drink till she looks cute…..!!
• 164. Brian wrote on 18 June, 2009

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  Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• 165. Akash Malik wrote on 19 June, 2009

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  I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik

  I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
• 166. jessie wrote on 24 June, 2009

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  You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
• 167. fuzz wrote on 27 June, 2009

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  It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
• 168. Marina wrote on 15 July, 2009

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  If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.
• 169. trev wrote on 21 July, 2009

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  God is great.
  Beer is good.
  People are crazy.
• 170. vince wrote on 22 July, 2009

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  i drink so that i cannot lie
• 171. vince wrote on 22 July, 2009

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  i did not drink your acohol, i only tasted your liquor.
• 172. blondi wrote on 3 August, 2009

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  A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
• 173. ankur dhankar wrote on 5 August, 2009

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  Let ethanol make you more interesting.
• 174. Spencer wrote on 7 August, 2009

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  I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly………….. I was too drunk…………
• 175. adam wrote on 8 August, 2009

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  To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
• 176. Jacquie wrote on 14 August, 2009

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  Heard this the other day…….

  Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
• 177. rob wrote on 15 August, 2009

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  God loves us so much, he gave us beer
  Ben Franklin
• 178. Adi wrote on 17 August, 2009

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  When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
• 179. Taty Fiasco wrote on 19 August, 2009

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  If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
• 180. kimchi wrote on 26 August, 2009

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  Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.