Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Alcohol Quote: If water is the universal solvent, then...

Submitted by: Reishu
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People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Alcohol Quote: People drink to get rid of the...

Submitted by: Ross
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

Alcohol Quote: They say so many people die because...

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“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Alcohol Quote: “Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

Alcohol Quote: When I read about the evils of...

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

Alcohol Quote: I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink...

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Alcohol Quote: Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does...

Submitted by: Arun Ashok
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I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Alcohol Quote: I have a drinking problem… I can’t...

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
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I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Alcohol Quote: I don’t drink anymore. I don’t drink...

Submitted by: domino79
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If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Alcohol Quote: If you start talking to the beer...

Submitted by: supersoldier2010
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