Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 10

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Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
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I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
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Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
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Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
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If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew
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Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi
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If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco
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When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi
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God loves us so much, he gave us beer
Ben Franklin

Submitted by: rob
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Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !

Submitted by: Jacquie
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To beer or not to beer shakesbeer

Submitted by: adam
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I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……

Submitted by: Spencer
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Let ethanol make you more interesting.

Submitted by: ankur dhankar
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A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!

Submitted by: blondi
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I did not drink your acohol, I only tasted your liquor.

Submitted by: vince
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I drink so that I cannot lie

Submitted by: vince
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God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.

Submitted by: trev
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If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.

Submitted by: Marina
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It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?

Submitted by: fuzz
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You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie
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I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik

Submitted by: Akash Malik
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Submitted by: Brian
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Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
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Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!
As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.
– all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV

Submitted by: Cirrhosis the Wonderdog

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