I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water. – Thomas L. Masson
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question… but it helps us to forget every question…
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
According to me, a balanced diet is having a BEER in each hand.
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone. – Rumi
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
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