Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 10
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
God loves us so much, he gave us beer
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
I did not drink your acohol, I only tasted your liquor.
I drink so that I cannot lie
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.
It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!
As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.
- all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice