Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart

Get drunk and laugh at the world

Submitted by: me

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO

I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

Submitted by: Messy Jessie

I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

Submitted by: mannu

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie

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