Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 10
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin.
A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.
The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
…..Whisky Is Risky…..
I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!
When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
God loves us so much, he gave us beer
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
I did not drink your acohol, I only tasted your liquor.