Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
Get drunk and laugh at the world
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings