Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart

Get drunk and laugh at the world

Submitted by: me

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane

I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO

I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

Submitted by: Messy Jessie

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