Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 10

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok

I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79

Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: caitlyn

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan

It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?

Submitted by: fuzz

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

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