Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 10
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman
I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields
It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!