Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!