Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 10
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Save water,drink beer!
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
You look like I could use a drink!
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein
Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!