Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Save water, drink beer!
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
According to me, a balanced diet is having a BEER in each hand.
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
I was sober, but then I woke up
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.