I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water. – Thomas L. Masson
Alcohol is not the answer to every question… but it helps us to forget every question…
A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We don’t WaStE!!!!
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
According to me, a balanced diet is having a BEER in each hand.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone. – Rumi
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her. – W.C. Fields
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
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