Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 11

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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

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Submitted by: Katie

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby

Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett

If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?

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Submitted by: Ian V.

I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

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Submitted by: Murfius

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k

I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro

Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

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Submitted by: cousin jake

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88

When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie

I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

Submitted by: scout

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