Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.