Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

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Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

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Submitted by: Trystan
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It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

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One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

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Submitted by: Treska Guitard
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
– Jack Handey

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Submitted by: JenJen
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