Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 11
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
You look like I could use a drink!
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober