Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
– Jack Handey