Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie

I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

Submitted by: mannu

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey

Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.

Submitted by: kunal

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.

Submitted by: wayne

I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason

Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

Submitted by: cutiewithabootie

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