Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 11

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I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace
5

Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice

Submitted by: jaz
13

Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?

Submitted by: JIngMac
16

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob
7

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak
20

If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?

Submitted by: Ian V.
15

People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!! :P

Submitted by: Charley
8

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen
7

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO
7

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan
8

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
10

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
7

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net
18

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
8

Drink triple, see double, and act single.

Submitted by: Spider-Net
27

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!

Submitted by: me
44

I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!

Submitted by: Dave
12

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
15

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok
26

I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason
8

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu
22

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
PRICELESS

Submitted by: Dorian
34

Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.

Submitted by: xkxxkxkxk
16

Drinking makes the mind go sober.

Submitted by: heruba
13

Whats the point of drinking if you don’t drink till you don’t remember you drank ?

Submitted by: OG

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