Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 11
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
- Robert Ruffer
I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems…Neither does milk.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.