Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

Submitted by: Pouri Camz

Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie

I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon

People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig

Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y

Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
W.C. Fields

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi

Love you lots like vodka shots but not as much as tequila.

Submitted by: SASHA

I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep

I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.

Submitted by: Seven

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob

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