Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
– W.C. Fields
10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Love you lots like vodka shots but not as much as tequila.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.
The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.