Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 11

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Submitted by: Brian

If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Submitted by: supersoldier2010

The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
– Jack Handey

Submitted by: JenJen

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Samuel Johnson

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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