Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill