Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 11


Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack

Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!
As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.
– all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV

Submitted by: Cirrhosis the Wonderdog

I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace

Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice

Submitted by: jaz

Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?

Submitted by: JIngMac

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak

If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?

Submitted by: Ian V.

People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!! :P

Submitted by: Charley

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Drink triple, see double, and act single.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!

Submitted by: me

I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!

Submitted by: Dave

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok

I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:

Submitted by: Dorian

Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.

Submitted by: xkxxkxkxk

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