Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 11
Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
I was sober, but then I woke up
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!! :P
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
Drinking makes the mind go sober.
Whats the point of drinking if you don’t drink till you don’t remember you drank ?
A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking