Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 11
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
– Jack Handey
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.