Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey

I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.

Submitted by: wayne

Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

Submitted by: cutiewithabootie

There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel

I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

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