Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven

A beer a day keeps the salary away.

Submitted by: duard

Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.

Submitted by: Chris Shepherd

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

Life is better when you are drunk.

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Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…

Submitted by: Shelbz

Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.

Submitted by: Tebello Evans London

I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……

Submitted by: Spencer

One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Happy hour is any hour with vodka.

Submitted by: jesseyeca

I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!

Submitted by: Ephriam B.

God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.

Submitted by: trev

Alcohol makes me brave.

Submitted by: takia genji

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!

Submitted by: me
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Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie

You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

Submitted by: E

Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.

Submitted by: m

Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!

Submitted by: alberto sarti

When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!

Submitted by: khoury

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