Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Half drunk is waste of money.
“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.”
– Ernest Hemingway
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
Drink and think but don’t think and drink
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.