Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 12
I swear to drink, I didn’t god tonight, ossifer!
I don’t drink anymore, but no less either
I’m sotally tober ossifer!!
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
Take me drunk im home !
Whats the officer problem?
Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
Person 2 : Naaa I Only Drink In Days That End In Y
To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..
Save Water ,, Drink Vodka
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )
Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night thats all.
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Take me drunk, I am home!!
Save water,drink beer!
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
What does sober mean?
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !