Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 12

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I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!

Submitted by: Dave
12

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
15

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok
26

I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason
8

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu
22

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
PRICELESS

Submitted by: Dorian
34

Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.

Submitted by: xkxxkxkxk
17

Drinking makes the mind go sober.

Submitted by: heruba
13

Whats the point of drinking if you don’t drink till you don’t remember you drank ?

Submitted by: OG
21

A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.

Submitted by: Neeraj.Kumar
12

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
38

I swear to drink, I didn’t god tonight, ossifer!

Submitted by: RosePetal
15

I don’t drink anymore, but no less either

Submitted by: Brian
31

I’m sotally tober ossifer!!

Submitted by: harleygirl
8

I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase
9

My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.

Submitted by: Tarun Pinto
23

Take me drunk im home !

Submitted by: shauna
24

Whats the officer problem?

Submitted by: coop
44

Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
Person 2 : Naaa I Only Drink In Days That End In Y
To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..
Save Water ,, Drink Vodka

Submitted by: Kel
10

The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

Submitted by: Flish
32

I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )

Submitted by: Zealotor
19

Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!

Submitted by: Kitty
30

I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night thats all.

Submitted by: Michelle
25

Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!

Submitted by: shelly
20

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard

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