Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 12

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A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.

Submitted by: Neeraj.Kumar
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
38

I swear to drink, I didn’t god tonight, ossifer!

Submitted by: RosePetal
15

I don’t drink anymore, but no less either

Submitted by: Brian
31

I’m sotally tober ossifer!!

Submitted by: harleygirl
8

I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase
9

My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.

Submitted by: Tarun Pinto
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Take me drunk im home !

Submitted by: shauna
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Whats the officer problem?

Submitted by: coop
44

Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
Person 2 : Naaa I Only Drink In Days That End In Y
To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..
Save Water ,, Drink Vodka

Submitted by: Kel
10

The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

Submitted by: Flish
32

I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )

Submitted by: Zealotor
19

Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!

Submitted by: Kitty
30

I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night thats all.

Submitted by: Michelle
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Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!

Submitted by: shelly
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One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard
15

Take me drunk, I am home!!

Submitted by: enri
14

Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
12

Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

Submitted by: Alexander
11

Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'
10

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo
16

I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

Submitted by: scout
40

What does sober mean?

Submitted by: Me
20

I only had one officer Mr. Peg.

Submitted by: bubba
12

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane

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