Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Save water, drink beer!