Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!

Submitted by: LADYBIGMOUTH

Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy

If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew

Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis

Save water, drink beer!

Submitted by: franky

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