Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

Submitted by: cutiewithabootie

There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel

If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew

Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

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Submitted by: LADYBIGMOUTH

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy

Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

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