Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 12
A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
I swear to drink, I didn’t god tonight, ossifer!
I don’t drink anymore, but no less either
I’m sotally tober ossifer!!
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
Take me drunk im home !
Whats the officer problem?
Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
Person 2 : Naaa I Only Drink In Days That End In Y
To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..
Save Water ,, Drink Vodka
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )
Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night thats all.
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Take me drunk, I am home!!
Save water,drink beer!
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
What does sober mean?
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”