Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 12
I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
Drinking makes the mind go sober.
Whats the point of drinking if you don’t drink till you don’t remember you drank ?
A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
I swear to drink, I didn’t god tonight, ossifer!
I don’t drink anymore, but no less either
I’m sotally tober ossifer!!
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
Take me drunk im home !
Whats the officer problem?
Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
Person 2 : Naaa I Only Drink In Days That End In Y
To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..
Save Water ,, Drink Vodka
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )
Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night thats all.
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!