Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 12
I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
“According to me,A Balanced Diet is Having a BEER in Each Hand”
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
I’m recovering from sobriety…
I am awake, I might as well be drinking.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
- Jane Austen
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.