Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
Im not as think as you drunk I am
Whats the officer problem?
I don’t drink anymore, but no less either
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
– W.C. Fields
10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.