Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13

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I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

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Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

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