Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13

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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

Submitted by: Alexander
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Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo
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I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

Submitted by: scout
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What does sober mean?

Submitted by: Me
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I only had one officer Mr. Peg.

Submitted by: bubba
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“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane
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Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp
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Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

Submitted by: Kate
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I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan
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People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

Submitted by: tracey
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Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: caitlyn
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A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox
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I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79
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A drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic

Submitted by: dimude richard onyebuchi
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Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob
10

Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

Submitted by: syd
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LOVE U LOTS LIKE VODKA SHOTS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TEQUILA

Submitted by: SASHA
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Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke
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Thinking of quitting ?
Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.

Submitted by: Dennis
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis
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Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?

Submitted by: PArtyboi
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Alcohol: Some Of The Best Times You’ll Never Remember = )

Submitted by: Kirsty = ]
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Think 2 drink, drink 2 think

Submitted by: emily

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