Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13

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I only had one officer Mr. Peg.

Submitted by: bubba
12

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane
10

Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp
14

Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

Submitted by: Kate
13

I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan
17

People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

Submitted by: tracey
14

Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: caitlyn
21

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox
16

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79
46

A drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic

Submitted by: dimude richard onyebuchi
66

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob
10

Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

Submitted by: syd
18

LOVE U LOTS LIKE VODKA SHOTS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TEQUILA

Submitted by: SASHA
21

Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke
19

Thinking of quitting ?
Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.

Submitted by: Dennis
16

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis
9

Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?

Submitted by: PArtyboi
10

Alcohol: Some Of The Best Times You’ll Never Remember = )

Submitted by: Kirsty = ]
34

Think 2 drink, drink 2 think

Submitted by: emily
30

IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC…ITS JUST CALLED BEING FUN

Submitted by: ANGIE
19

“According to me,A Balanced Diet is Having a BEER in Each Hand”

Submitted by: Sahil Manchanda
15

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

Submitted by: luv2drink
14

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay
7

This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.

Submitted by: K-Fed
9

I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.

Submitted by: Biker Bob

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