Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13
Take me drunk, I am home!!
Save water,drink beer!
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
What does sober mean?
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
A drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
LOVE U LOTS LIKE VODKA SHOTS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TEQUILA
Rehab is for quiters
Thinking of quitting ?
Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
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