Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis

Save water, drink beer!

Submitted by: franky

Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack

Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie

Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD

Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!

Submitted by: tbr

According to me, a balanced diet is having a BEER in each hand.

Submitted by: Sahil Manchanda

Let ethanol make you more interesting.

Submitted by: ankur dhankar

I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik

Submitted by: Akash Malik

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak

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