In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
I don’t drink anymore, but no less either
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
People make peace easily with their enemies when they are drunk.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. – Jim Carrey
In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
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