Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis

Save water, drink beer!

Submitted by: franky

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns
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According to me, a balanced diet is having a BEER in each hand.

Submitted by: Sahil Manchanda

Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari

Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins

Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD

Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!

Submitted by: tbr

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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Let ethanol make you more interesting.

Submitted by: ankur dhankar

I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny

I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik

Submitted by: Akash Malik

No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary

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