Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
A drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
LOVE U LOTS LIKE VODKA SHOTS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TEQUILA
Rehab is for quiters
Thinking of quitting ?
Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
Alcohol: Some Of The Best Times You’ll Never Remember = )
Think 2 drink, drink 2 think
IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC…ITS JUST CALLED BEING FUN
“According to me,A Balanced Diet is Having a BEER in Each Hand”
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.