Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

Submitted by: lihleG

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…

Submitted by: Addicted Alcoholic

I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: :)

Im not as think as you drunk I am

Submitted by: jordan

Whats the officer problem?

Submitted by: coop

I don’t drink anymore, but no less either

Submitted by: Brian

I only had one officer Mr. Peg.

Submitted by: bubba

I don’t sleep, I pass out.

Submitted by: Mea

I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness

If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

Submitted by: Pouri Camz

Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie

I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon

People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig

Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep

Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
W.C. Fields

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi

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