Alcohol Quotes | Witty Quotes on the Joy of Drinking - Page 13

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

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Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

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I don’t drink anymore, but no less either

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I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

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Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.

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There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

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Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

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Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

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The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

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I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

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A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.

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People make peace easily with their enemies when they are drunk.

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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

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When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

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There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

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I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
– Jim Carrey

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In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.

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As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

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