Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo

I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin

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