Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
I drink it when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone; when I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty.
Quote from Madame Lily Bollinger – vintage 1955
I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.
I love beer.
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
Get drunk and laugh at the world
I don’t drink anymore, but no less either
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.