Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13

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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

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