Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 13

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Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…

Submitted by: Addicted Alcoholic
40

Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young
37

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy
62

Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.

Submitted by: Ed
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“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow

Submitted by: gee owayday
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Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.
38

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy
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D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
99

Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!

Submitted by: Sam
68

Get drunk and laugh at the world

Submitted by: me
117

Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day

Submitted by: Angilina
58

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn
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I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

Submitted by: Matrixxx
121

Don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.

Submitted by: iya
109

If vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]

Submitted by: S&N
85

You now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c you are lying on ur back and can’t lift your head

Submitted by: mccoy
128

One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough

Submitted by: melessa
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Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c
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Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c
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Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
11

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Submitted by: Carl
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I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey--
54

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny
97

When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!

Submitted by: Jani
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I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway

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I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra
98

Im not as think as you drunk I am

Submitted by: jordan
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I am being sober in moderation…

Submitted by: T-Man
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Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
94

Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Submitted by: aaron

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