Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 14

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I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

Alcohol Quote: I don’t have a drinking problem. I...

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Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart
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