Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari

Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.

Submitted by: Donnie Morris

Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya

I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny

No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen

If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k

If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?

Submitted by: Ian V.

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