Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep

I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai
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My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.

Submitted by: Seven

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett

Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.

Submitted by: swibiru

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven

A beer a day keeps the salary away.

Submitted by: duard

Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.

Submitted by: Chris Shepherd

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

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