Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 14

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If your beer hits the floor
send your girl out the door.

Submitted by: Jesse
96

Never drink on an empty head

Submitted by: Johnny
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I have all day sober to Sunday up!

Submitted by: Teri-lynn.M
98

When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

Submitted by: ?kate
66

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney
77

One tequila
two tequila
three takillya
floor

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned
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I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
147

Drink and think but don’t think and drink

Submitted by: rahul sharma
110

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Submitted by: Sarah
87

Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood
116

I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob
83

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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Submitted by: callie
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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

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The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Samuel Johnson

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas

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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill


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