Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 14
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.