Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

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Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen
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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin

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Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

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Submitted by: kenny
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I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

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Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

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Submitted by: jay
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Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

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Submitted by: Brian D
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They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

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Submitted by: Alan
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When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

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Submitted by: Jack Daniels
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OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

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Submitted by: John Lane
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I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Alcohol Quote: I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace
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