Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.