Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
– Dave Barry
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.