Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.
Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.
The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
A beer a day keeps the salary away.
Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.