Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 14
To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
Drinking solves my drinking problem.
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
LOVE U LOTS LIKE VODKA SHOTS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TEQUILA
The liver is evil and must be punished.
I’ll have one more. I cannot eat on an empty stomach.
Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.
Where there’s rum, there’s a way…
A sober mind is a boring mind.
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
Whats the officer problem?
I’m sotaly tober.
Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.
Tequila..all the answers are at the end of the bottle!
I only drink on two occasions, first when it’s raining and second when it’s not.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.
I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.
I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.
A beer a day keeps the salary away.