Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 14

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LOVE U LOTS LIKE VODKA SHOTS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TEQUILA

Submitted by: SASHA

When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

Submitted by: lihleG

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi

2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.

Submitted by: Seven

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai

Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

Submitted by: E

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