Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 14
IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC…ITS JUST CALLED BEING FUN
“According to me,A Balanced Diet is Having a BEER in Each Hand”
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
It not a night to remember if you can’t remember it
A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………