Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 14

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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
31

Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.

Submitted by: John Lane
28

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane
20

I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking

Submitted by: Albert Quammie
34

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
17

DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!

Submitted by: Hamata
53

It not a night to remember if you can’t remember it

Submitted by: beka
47

A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!

Submitted by: LADYBIGMOUTH
32

Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
51

I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.

Submitted by: adam =)
27

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.

Submitted by: wayne
23

When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Submitted by: xoxNINAxox
39

Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu
42

I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

Submitted by: mannu
62

Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…

Submitted by: Shelbz
22

The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold
20

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam
113

Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!

Submitted by: alberto sarti
85

You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.

Submitted by: JESSICA
75

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109
34

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

Submitted by: Syc1
29

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

Submitted by: Hardy
40

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J
70

I drink till I can’t see any more.i drink till I can’t walk. I drink till I hit the floor.i drink till I am sick. Then I still get up and drink some more

Submitted by: tricia
24

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou

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