Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming

I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius

Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby
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Half drunk is waste of money.

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

Submitted by: scout

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
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You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly

Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey

I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro

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