Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming

I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius

When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi

Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry

So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
Alexandre Dumas

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

Submitted by: scout

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly

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