Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 15

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Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!

Submitted by: alberto sarti
85

You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.

Submitted by: JESSICA
75

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109
34

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

Submitted by: Syc1
29

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

Submitted by: Hardy
40

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J
70

I drink till I can’t see any more.i drink till I can’t walk. I drink till I hit the floor.i drink till I am sick. Then I still get up and drink some more

Submitted by: tricia
24

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou
21

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

Submitted by: Danny
27

I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!

Submitted by: Tania
49

I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

Submitted by: Messy Jessie
78

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan
122

Drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT

Submitted by: stephanie
37

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo
61

Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

Submitted by: cutiewithabootie
33

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers
38

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers
49

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
216

Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…

Submitted by: Addicted Alcoholic
40

Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young
37

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy
62

Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.

Submitted by: Ed
103

“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow

Submitted by: gee owayday
51

Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.
38

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy

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