Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 15

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3

A beer a day keeps the salary away.

Submitted by: duard
3

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88
1

It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!

Submitted by: aiden
1

He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.

Submitted by: Wanjusi Isaac
1

Life is too short to stay sober.

Submitted by: Ranjeet Singh Gill
1

Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.

Submitted by: garry wharton
1

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
1

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj
1

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
1

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai
1

Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.

Submitted by: lanie
1

When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.

Submitted by: Michael
11

God loves us so much, he gave us beer
Ben Franklin

Submitted by: rob
4

A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?

Submitted by: Pradeep
98

Im not as think as you drunk I am

Submitted by: jordan
8

A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.

Submitted by: *ssc!
15

Take me drunk, I am home!!

Submitted by: enri
5

Wine enters, secrets come out.

Submitted by: eldy
5

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k
6

He who drinks gets drunk
He who gets drunk falls asleep
He who falls asleep does not sin
He who does not sin goes to heaven
So let us all drink and go to heaven ……

Submitted by: Stu Hill

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