Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 15
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.
A drunk man never tells a lie.
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
I drink till I can’t see any more.i drink till I can’t walk. I drink till I hit the floor.i drink till I am sick. Then I still get up and drink some more
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
Drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…
Act single, see double, drink triple
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka