Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
Life is better when you are drunk.
Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.
Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.
I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
Alcohol makes me brave.
Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.
Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!