Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
No matter how far you go down the right road, you can always turn around and go to the dance bar and get some beer.
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )
I drink till I can’t see any more.i drink till I can’t walk. I drink till I hit the floor.i drink till I am sick. Then I still get up and drink some more
I am being sober in moderation…
I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.
When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!
Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:
This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.
Me: Yes officer is anything wrong?
Officer: No I was just wondering if you have any beer left??
Me: Yes we do.. But you have to fix my DUI
Officer: Give me the beer
This really happen but he never fixed my DUI
I don’t drunk with dance people!
Take me drunk, I am home!!
Life is too short to stay sober.
It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?
I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.
To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.