Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 15

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I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

Submitted by: Messy Jessie
78

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan
121

Drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT

Submitted by: stephanie
37

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo
61

Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

Submitted by: cutiewithabootie
33

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers
38

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers
49

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
214

Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…

Submitted by: Addicted Alcoholic
40

Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young
37

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy
62

Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.

Submitted by: Ed
103

“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow

Submitted by: gee owayday
51

Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.
38

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy
72

D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
99

Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!

Submitted by: Sam
68

Get drunk and laugh at the world

Submitted by: me
117

Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day

Submitted by: Angilina
58

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn
45

I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

Submitted by: Matrixxx
121

Don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.

Submitted by: iya
109

If vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]

Submitted by: S&N
85

You now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c you are lying on ur back and can’t lift your head

Submitted by: mccoy
128

One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough

Submitted by: melessa

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