Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 15
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
Drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…
Act single, see double, drink triple
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
Get drunk and laugh at the world
Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y
Don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
If vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
You now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c you are lying on ur back and can’t lift your head
One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough