Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 15

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I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

Submitted by: Messy Jessie

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie

I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

Submitted by: mannu

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Get drunk and laugh at the world

Submitted by: me

I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason
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