Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 15
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.
Get drunk and laugh at the world
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.