Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

No matter how far you go down the right road, you can always turn around and go to the dance bar and get some beer.

Submitted by: George Washington

I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!

Submitted by: Nicole

I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )

Submitted by: Zealotor

I drink till I can’t see any more.i drink till I can’t walk. I drink till I hit the floor.i drink till I am sick. Then I still get up and drink some more

Submitted by: tricia

I am being sober in moderation…

Submitted by: T-Man

I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.

Submitted by: Given

When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!

Submitted by: Jani

Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.

Submitted by: John Lane

Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn

I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.

Submitted by: Matt

I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom

Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:

Submitted by: lucia

This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.

Submitted by: DrunkenDane

Me: Yes officer is anything wrong?
Officer: No I was just wondering if you have any beer left??
Me: Yes we do.. But you have to fix my DUI
Officer: Give me the beer
This really happen but he never fixed my DUI

Submitted by: Nikki

I don’t drunk with dance people!

Submitted by: Nik-Nak

Take me drunk, I am home!!

Submitted by: enri

Life is too short to stay sober.

Submitted by: Ranjeet Singh Gill

It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!

Submitted by: aiden

AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.

Submitted by: skolnick

A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?

Submitted by: Pradeep

I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.

Submitted by: kellen

To beer or not to beer shakesbeer

Submitted by: adam

A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd

Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.

Submitted by: eisenheim23

Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117

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