Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
– Dave Barry
So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
– Alexandre Dumas
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.