People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Whiskey is a great drink ? It makes you see double and feel single.
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it! What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain. Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
Whats the officer problem?
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together! – W.C. Fields
10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
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