Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 18
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
– Jane Austen
“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.”
– Ernest Hemingway