Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
– W.C. Fields
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Love you lots like vodka shots but not as much as tequila.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!