Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 18
Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!
Drink and think but don’t think and drink
The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin.
I am being sober in moderation…
Alcohol makes me brave.
I drink till I can’t see any more.i drink till I can’t walk. I drink till I hit the floor.i drink till I am sick. Then I still get up and drink some more
Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.
No matter how far you go down the right road, you can always turn around and go to the dance bar and get some beer.
I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!
Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P
I Have No Drinking Problems.
I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.
Drinking makes the mind go sober.
Alcohol makes everything better!! SOUTH CAROLINA GIRLS, do it big or go home.