Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 18

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky

Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo

Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe

Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh
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