Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 18
A drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic
Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..
A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!
I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.
Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
Person 2 : Naaa I Only Drink In Days That End In Y
To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..
Save Water ,, Drink Vodka
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!
When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!
Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
No police officer I don’t drink and drive it’s illegal… I drive and drink!
Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
And the ones who don’t like liquor, drugstores admire you.