Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
– W.C. Fields
10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Love you lots like vodka shots but not as much as tequila.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…