Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:
This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.
Me: Yes officer is anything wrong?
Officer: No I was just wondering if you have any beer left??
Me: Yes we do.. But you have to fix my DUI
Officer: Give me the beer
This really happen but he never fixed my DUI
I don’t drunk with dance people!
Take me drunk, I am home!!
Life is too short to stay sober.
It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?
I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.
To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
I am awake, I might as well be drinking.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.