Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.
The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
Life is better when you are drunk.
Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.
Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.
Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…