Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

Life is better when you are drunk.

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.

Submitted by: swibiru

Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…

Submitted by: Shelbz

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