Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai

2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.

Submitted by: Seven

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi

Some see the glass as half empty, others see it as half full, but I am just wondering who the hell is drinking my beer.

Submitted by: Lavee Dhama

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah

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