Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven

A beer a day keeps the salary away.

Submitted by: duard

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.

Submitted by: Chris Shepherd

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

Life is better when you are drunk.

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

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