A day without beer is like a day without sun.
I have all day sober to Sunday up!
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
Take me drunk, I am home!!
God is great. Beer is good. People are crazy.
I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
Drinking solves my drinking problem.
I swear to drink, I didn’t god tonight, ossifer!
Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.
It not a night to remember if you can’t remember it
I’m not an alcoholic…it’s just called being fun.
What does sober mean?
Don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
I have an alcohol problem…problem is, I can’t get enough of the stuff.
You now you’re drunk when you pour the beer down you’re through because you are lying on your back and can’t lift your head.
If vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin
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She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?
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