Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Act single, see double, drink triple
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking
I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.