Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.

Submitted by: leyton

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
PRICELESS

Submitted by: Dorian

DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!

Submitted by: Hamata

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

Submitted by: Syc1

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

Advertisements

Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

Submitted by: Kate

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra

Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox

Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers

Help! I fell and I can’t reach my vodka.

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Submitted by: xoxNINAxox

Copyright © 2006-2017 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote