Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
Act single, see double, drink triple
I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !