Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2

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Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.

Submitted by: leyton

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:

Submitted by: Dorian


Submitted by: Hamata

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

Submitted by: Syc1

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra

Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu

Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c

Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

Submitted by: Kate

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Submitted by: xoxNINAxox

Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J

I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan

Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

Submitted by: syd

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