Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
Help! I fell and I can’t reach my vodka.
Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
– Dr T.P.Chia
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt