Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2

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I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Submitted by: Drew
3

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway

4

Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
- W.C. Fields

3

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields

2

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields

4

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
- Rumi

4

I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: cherry13111@hotmail.com :)
7

In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.

Submitted by: Richard
2

A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi
4

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
2

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
3

Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!
1

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen
2

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
1

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young
4

Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.

Submitted by: lanie
3

I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!

Submitted by: Sandy
6

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai
1

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy
3

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
7

He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.

Submitted by: Wanjusi Isaac
2

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
5

Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF
2

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro
4

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj

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