Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!