Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2

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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert
97

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
19

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k
18

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
20

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
17

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88
37

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee
9

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

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I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Submitted by: Drew
5

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

8

Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
W.C. Fields

6

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

8

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Rumi

7

I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: cherry13111@hotmail.com :)
10

In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.

Submitted by: Richard
6

A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi
38

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett
6

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
3

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
7

Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!
1

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen
5

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
3

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young
7

Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.

Submitted by: lanie

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