Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

Submitted by: Hardy

I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

Submitted by: Matrixxx

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

Submitted by: luv2drink

Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young

I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking

Submitted by: Albert Quammie

I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!

Submitted by: Tania

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

Submitted by: Danny

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy

I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob
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