Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking

Submitted by: Albert Quammie

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

Submitted by: luv2drink

Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young

I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!

Submitted by: Tania

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

Submitted by: Danny

I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.

Submitted by: leyton

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:

Submitted by: Dorian


Submitted by: Hamata

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

Submitted by: Syc1

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey

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