Alcohol Quotes | Witty Quotes on the Joy of Drinking - Page 2

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

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When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

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Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

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4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
PRICELESS

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Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
– Dr T.P.Chia

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Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

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Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

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Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

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I swear to drunk I’m not god.

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Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

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When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

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A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

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I’m not an alcoholic…I just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

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Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson

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I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

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Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
– Dr T.P.Chia

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Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
– Dr T.P.Chia

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I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.

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Alcohol: Some Of The Best Times You’ll Never Remember = )

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