Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2

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A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi
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There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
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Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!
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Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen
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There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
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My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young
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Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.

Submitted by: lanie
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I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!

Submitted by: Sandy
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Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai
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Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy
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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.

Submitted by: Wanjusi Isaac
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Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
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Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF
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The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro
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10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj
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Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
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My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie

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