I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
4 beers-20 dollars 2 martini’s 19 dollars 6 jello drops-12 dollars 1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above: PRICELESS
Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly. – Dr T.P.Chia
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?” Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
I’m not an alcoholic…I just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity. – Dr T.P.Chia
Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity. – Dr T.P.Chia
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
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