Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Alcohol: Some Of The Best Times You’ll Never Remember = )
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?