Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 2
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”
Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
- Thomas L. Masson
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
Rehab is for Quitters!
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.