Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 20

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I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom

Alcohol makes me brave.

Submitted by: takia genji

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob

A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!

Submitted by: blondi

I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!

Submitted by: Sandy

I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.

Submitted by: adam =)

Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.

Submitted by: tyler zander

Drinking solves my drinking problem.

Submitted by: brant

Wine enters, secrets come out.

Submitted by: eldy

The liver is evil and must be punished.

Submitted by: mirjam

There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker

My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine

My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s

You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.

Submitted by: JESSICA

I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.

Submitted by: lana lane

Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Submitted by: aaron

I’m sotaly tober.

Submitted by: famous4life

She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
Jane Austen

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My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young

A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.

Submitted by: Kevin McKinnon

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