I’m not an alcoholic…it’s just called being fun.
What does sober mean?
Don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?
What’s the ociffer problem
A drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic
I drink to forget that I smoke.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.
Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.
I drink so that I cannot lie
A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
I’m sotally tober ossifer!!
No matter how far you go down the right road, you can always turn around and go to the dance bar and get some beer.
I drink it when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone; when I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty. – Madame Lily Bollinger
I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
Im too drunk to notice what im doing, so ill think about it later.
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