Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Life is better when you are drunk.

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…

Submitted by: Shelbz

Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.

Submitted by: Tebello Evans London

One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Happy hour is any hour with vodka.

Submitted by: jesseyeca

I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!

Submitted by: Ephriam B.

God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.

Submitted by: trev

Alcohol makes me brave.

Submitted by: takia genji

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!

Submitted by: me

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie

You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

Submitted by: E

I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…

Submitted by: yusufali

The only bad thing about drinking and driving is the trees defend themselves really well.

Submitted by: Travin

Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.

Submitted by: m

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