Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.
I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.
You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.
Wine enters, secrets come out.
The liver is evil and must be punished.
Drinking solves my drinking problem.
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
– Jim Carrey
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
– Phyllis Diller
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
– Rodney Dangerfield
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
– Jane Austen
A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!
My drinking team has a hockey problem.