Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash

Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.

Submitted by: jeff lance

I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.

Submitted by: adam =)

Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!

I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!

Submitted by: Sandy

My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine

You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.

Submitted by: JESSICA

Wine enters, secrets come out.

Submitted by: eldy

The liver is evil and must be punished.

Submitted by: mirjam

Drinking solves my drinking problem.

Submitted by: brant

I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.

Submitted by: lana lane

Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.

Submitted by: tyler zander

There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker

My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Jim Carrey

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
Jane Austen

A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young

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