Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Life is better when you are drunk.
Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.
Next Generation child will sing: Twinkle Twinkle little Cigar, I just went to Royal Bar, Whiskey rates are up so high, so drink beer with chicken fry.
Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.
Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
A beer a day keeps the salary away.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!