Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 20
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
Alcohol makes me brave.
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
Drinking solves my drinking problem.
Wine enters, secrets come out.
The liver is evil and must be punished.
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I’m sotaly tober.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
– Jane Austen
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.