Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 20

Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie

Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!

Submitted by: tbr

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya

I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny

I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik

Submitted by: Akash Malik

No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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