Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
Alcohol makes me brave.
Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
A beer a day keeps the salary away.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.
Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.
Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
A drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic
Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.