Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby

Life is better when you are drunk.

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

Next Generation child will sing: Twinkle Twinkle little Cigar, I just went to Royal Bar, Whiskey rates are up so high, so drink beer with chicken fry.

Submitted by: priya

Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.

Submitted by: swibiru

Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…

Submitted by: Shelbz

One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Happy hour is any hour with vodka.

Submitted by: jesseyeca

I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!

Submitted by: Ephriam B.

God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.

Submitted by: trev

Alcohol makes me brave.

Submitted by: takia genji

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!

Submitted by: me

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie

A beer a day keeps the salary away.

Submitted by: duard

You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

Submitted by: E

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