Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…

Submitted by: Shelbz

Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.

Submitted by: Tebello Evans London

I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……

Submitted by: Spencer

One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Happy hour is any hour with vodka.

Submitted by: jesseyeca

I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!

Submitted by: Ephriam B.

God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.

Submitted by: trev
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Alcohol makes me brave.

Submitted by: takia genji

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!

Submitted by: me

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie

You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

Submitted by: E

The only bad thing about drinking and driving is the trees defend themselves really well.

Submitted by: Travin

Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.

Submitted by: m

Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!

Submitted by: alberto sarti

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