Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
– Dr T.P.Chia
Alcohol: Some Of The Best Times You’ll Never Remember = )
Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
– Dr T.P.Chia
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
Rehab is for quiters
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
Never drink on an empty head
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.