Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

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Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.

Submitted by: leyton

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
PRICELESS

Submitted by: Dorian

DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!

Submitted by: Hamata

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

Submitted by: Syc1

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra

Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu

Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

Submitted by: Kate
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