Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

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Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon
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I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.

Submitted by: Bruciebaby
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My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish
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Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie
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They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh
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I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.

Submitted by: Matt
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Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah
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Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

Submitted by: sharma s
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Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami
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I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby
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Life is too short to stay sober.

Submitted by: Ranjeet Singh Gill
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I only drink on two occasions, first when it’s raining and second when it’s not.

Submitted by: deep
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I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom
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I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Submitted by: matt
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Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:

Submitted by: lucia
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When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.

Submitted by: Michael
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This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.

Submitted by: DrunkenDane
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I don’t drink to get drunk…I drink to get awesome.

Submitted by: Joshua
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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
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Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie
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A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
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I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer

Submitted by: Robert Ruffer
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You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck
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I have an alcohol problem…problem is, I can’t get enough of the stuff.

Submitted by: j.gmck
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Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy
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Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.

Submitted by: %crazy star%
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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
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There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.

Submitted by: Chris
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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood

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