Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!

Submitted by: Sandy

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy

He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.

Submitted by: Wanjusi Isaac

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise

Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj

Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn

My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a being sober problem.

Submitted by: garry wharton

Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.

Submitted by: garry wharton

Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.

Submitted by: jeff lance

Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon

I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.

Submitted by: Bruciebaby

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.

Submitted by: Matt

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