Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

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Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai
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Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy
5

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.

Submitted by: Wanjusi Isaac
5

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
8

Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF
3

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro
5

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj
3

Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
4

My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine
4

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
3

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
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You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake
4

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
3

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit
5

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a being sober problem.

Submitted by: garry wharton
5

Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.

Submitted by: garry wharton
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Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.

Submitted by: jeff lance
5

Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon
5

I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.

Submitted by: Bruciebaby
5

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish
5

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie
3

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh
4

I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.

Submitted by: Matt
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Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah

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