Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !