Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra

Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox

Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J

When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Submitted by: xoxNINAxox

Help! I fell and I can’t reach my vodka.

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.

I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

Submitted by: syd

Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

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