Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Help! I fell and I can’t reach my vodka.
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
– George Carlin
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
– Dr T.P.Chia