Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a being sober problem.
Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.
Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Life is too short to stay sober.
I only drink on two occasions, first when it’s raining and second when it’s not.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (: