Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!
The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)
10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a being sober problem.
Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.
Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.