Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra

Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox

Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou

Help! I fell and I can’t reach my vodka.

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J

When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Submitted by: xoxNINAxox

I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

Submitted by: syd

Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

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