Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!