Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
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In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
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You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake
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A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
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The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a being sober problem.

Submitted by: garry wharton
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Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.

Submitted by: garry wharton
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Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.

Submitted by: jeff lance
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Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon
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I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.

Submitted by: Bruciebaby
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My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish
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Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie
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They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh
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I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.

Submitted by: Matt
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Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah
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Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

Submitted by: sharma s
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Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami
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I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby
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Life is too short to stay sober.

Submitted by: Ranjeet Singh Gill
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I only drink on two occasions, first when it’s raining and second when it’s not.

Submitted by: deep
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I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom
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I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Submitted by: matt
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Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:

Submitted by: lucia
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When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.

Submitted by: Michael
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This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.

Submitted by: DrunkenDane

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