Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
– Dr T.P.Chia
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
– Jane Austen