Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple