Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
- Thomas L. Masson
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
- Jane Austen