Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

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Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'
11

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
8

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu
7

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan
38

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers
17

People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

Submitted by: tracey
7

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple

10

Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp
3

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson

7

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny
11

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot
5

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels
15

I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi
0

She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
Jane Austen

40

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J
8

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen
4

You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason
8

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella

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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas

8

I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase
8

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke
7

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net
55

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra
4

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

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The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold
3

Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!

Submitted by: tbr

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