Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman

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Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!
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The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart

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Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson

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There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
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I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill
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The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

Submitted by: Flish
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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood
7

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields

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Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu
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If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco
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Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'
8

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu
38

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers
17

People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

Submitted by: tracey
7

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple

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Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan
10

Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp
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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
- Thomas L. Masson

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels
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Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny
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Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot

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