Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3


I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Samuel Johnson


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson


Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood

The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

Submitted by: Flish

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields


Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu

If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco

Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers

People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,

Submitted by: tracey

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple


Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson


There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy

I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi

She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
Jane Austen

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