Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
- Thomas L. Masson
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.