Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

Alcohol Quote: Things that are difficult to say when...

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

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The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Samuel Johnson

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson

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I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill
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The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

Submitted by: Flish
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They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan
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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood
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Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

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Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu
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If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco
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Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'
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If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu
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Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan
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If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers
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People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

Submitted by: tracey
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Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen
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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple

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Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp
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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny
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Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot

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