Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
– Jane Austen
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
Rehab is for Quitters!
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Rehab is for quiters
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!