Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!