Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
– Dr T.P.Chia
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.