Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.

Submitted by: Daniel

My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.

Submitted by: Tarun Pinto

Alcohol: Some Of The Best Times You’ll Never Remember = )

Submitted by: Kirsty = ]

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers

D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN

Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?

Submitted by: JIngMac

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman

Drink triple, see double, and act single.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.

Submitted by: K-Fed

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Submitted by: Carl

Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke

The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold

I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.

Submitted by: Biker Bob

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