Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4

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I’m sotaly tober.

Submitted by: famous4life
3

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie
5

There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker
2

I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness
5

You never know what you’re missing until you start drinking alcohol.

Submitted by: chikks
16

Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.

Submitted by: Tebello Evans London
3

Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117
4

When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.

Submitted by: eisenheim23
5

Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.

Submitted by: eisenheim23
4

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart
2

It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!

Submitted by: aiden
2

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven
5

I love beer.

Submitted by: Amy Mac 2011
6

Alcohol makes everything better!! SOUTH CAROLINA GIRLS, do it big or go home.

Submitted by: Brittney Trevino
2

I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz
3

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay
5

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
4

Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash
5

A night to never forget is one you can hardly remember.

Submitted by: miranda
6

Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P

Submitted by: akash
7

Drinking solves my drinking problem.

Submitted by: brant
18

Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.

Submitted by: Cal
9

Is the glass is half empty or half full?
Who cares? Just drink the beer and move on with life!

Submitted by: Beyond Lazy
7

Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.

Submitted by: tyler zander
12

Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.

Submitted by: Chris Shepherd
6

Dear friend: I have been thinking and drinking until finally I realized something REALLY important and that’s I like drinking

Submitted by: Tay-tah-tohts
15

I don’t drink and drive, I drink as I drive.

Submitted by: Wanjusi Isaac
3

Tequila..all the answers are at the end of the bottle!

Submitted by: Dev0
5

AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.

Submitted by: skolnick
4

I’ll have one more. I cannot eat on an empty stomach.

Submitted by: Brannas

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