Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Help! I fell and I can’t reach my vodka.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
– George Carlin