Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4

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Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?

Submitted by: PArtyboi

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”

Submitted by: Prashant

When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

Submitted by: ?kate

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'

The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

Submitted by: Flish

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei

I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco

I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

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If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra

Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice

Submitted by: jaz

Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp

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