Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
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D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?
Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
– Dr T.P.Chia
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
Rehab is for quiters
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.