Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
Rehab is for Quitters!
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
