Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4

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Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

Submitted by: Kate

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Submitted by: xoxNINAxox

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J

Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.

I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan

Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

Submitted by: syd
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