Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.
This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.
I don’t drink to get drunk…I drink to get awesome.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
You look like I could use a drink!
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
- Robert Ruffer
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
I have an alcohol problem…problem is, I can’t get enough of the stuff.
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
I’m sotaly tober.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
You never know what you’re missing until you start drinking alcohol.
Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.
Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.