Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.
– Benjamin Franklin
Never drink on an empty head
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.