Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4


I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Submitted by: matt

Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:

Submitted by: lucia

When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.

Submitted by: Michael

This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.

Submitted by: DrunkenDane

I don’t drink to get drunk…I drink to get awesome.

Submitted by: Joshua

I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie

A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd

I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer

Submitted by: Robert Ruffer

You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck

I have an alcohol problem…problem is, I can’t get enough of the stuff.

Submitted by: j.gmck

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy

Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.

Submitted by: %crazy star%

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.

Submitted by: Chris

I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood

I’m sotaly tober.

Submitted by: famous4life

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie

There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker

I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness

You never know what you’re missing until you start drinking alcohol.

Submitted by: chikks

Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.

Submitted by: Tebello Evans London

Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117

When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.

Submitted by: eisenheim23

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