Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!