Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns

When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

Submitted by: lihleG

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin

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