Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
I don’t have a drinking problem.
I get drunk,
I pass out,
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.