Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
W.C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Rumi

I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: cherry13111@hotmail.com :)

In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.

Submitted by: Richard

A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!
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Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young

Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.

Submitted by: lanie

I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!

Submitted by: Sandy

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy

He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.

Submitted by: Wanjusi Isaac

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise

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