Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin

I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Submitted by: Drew

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
W.C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Rumi

I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: cherry13111@hotmail.com :)

In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.

Submitted by: Richard

A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen

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